That Britney Spears has dumped Adnan after finding a load of "sex texts" on his phone (which she probably bought him)... That a source said: "There were about a dozen from one girl, all sent on one day. They were pretty saucy stuff with sexual references - certainly not the sort you'd send to just a friend"... That she chucked his iPhone in the pool before ordering him to leave her house... That Jamie Foxx will play Mike Tyson in his forthcoming biopic... That, of the big screen adaptation of his Booky Wook, Russell Brand told those 3AM birds: "Noel Gallagher will be in there, playing a seedy homosexual. He'll be a sexually androgynous, amorphous character - it'll be mad. I was speaking to him about it yesterday, and hopefully it'll be great"... That Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are bringing out their own "coffee table book about their fashion inspirations"... That Hugh Hefner wants the Olsen Twins to pose for Playboy... That a source said: "Hef thinks the twins are every young man's fantasy"... That's strange considering Hef has made a livelihood from breasts... That Johnny Depp gave David Hasselhoff the Sweeney Todd barber chair after hearing the Hoff was struggling "to retrieve his own antique chair from the home of ex-wife Pamela Bach"... That Katie Price/Jordan is buying her own plane. That a source said: "She plans to personalise the jet, nicknamed 'bmi Booby' after budget airline bmi Baby, with a pink paint job and pink upholstery"...