All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That someone let Britney Spears duet with Heidi Montag and her hills... That I blame Sam Lufti... That the song, 'Dramatic', contains more heavy breathing than actual singing, which is a bonus considering both are in possession of questionable vocal ability... That Adnan already has a new girlfriend... That her name's Amanda Pagel and she's a waitress... That Amy Winehouse's Impetigo (a highly contagious skin disease) didn't stop a stampede at Fendi flagship store opening performance in Paris... That she mumbled something about the mumps and then "got her beehive tangled in her guitar strap"... That she was paid half a million pounds... That the Hells Angels once plotted to assassinate Mick Jagger... That he vowed never to hire them as security again when a fan was killed during a concert in 1969... That, for some reason, they tried to get to Jagger by sea: "The boat was hit by a storm and all of the men were thrown overboard... They all survived but made no other attempt on his life"... That Bjork upset a number of Chinese fans when performing in Shanghai on Sunday night... That she finished her song 'Declare Independence' by shouting "Tibet! Tibet!"... That Drew Barrymore said of her relationship with boyfriend Justin Long: "This relationship is great; it's healthy and it's productive and it's supportive and it's full of humour"... That Justin Long said of Drew Barrymore: "She smells great"... That Nadine Coyle has purchased a Mexican restaurant in Newport Beach, California... That she has her family working hard... That fledgling celebrity blogger Jonathan Jaxson is still bleating on about not getting any gossip scandal from Mario Lavandeira (AKA Perez Hilton) after he sent him a sex tape as promised... That Jaxson said: "He instructed me on how to sit and how to lie and exactly who to send it to. It was stupid. It wasn't some classy porn video. It was basically to please him and he got off on it"... That another source said Jaxon "claimed he was 'left empty-handed' by Lavandeira, who was always 'too busy' to meet his part of the deal"... That the irony in the last line needs no explanation...