All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That Cheryl Cole has taken Ashley back... That she might be an unmitigated muppet of epic proportions... That love will do that do you... That it won't stop him cheating - rather motivate him to be more covert... That Daniel Radcliffe is being flanked by four ex-SAS bodyguards since a stalker has issued a death threat... That every cloud has a silver lining... That said stalker is not James Corden... That Daniel Craig is to wed his bird Satsuki Mithchell... That Kate Moss has two life-sized skeletons arranged in the missionary position in the foyer of her new home... That Liam and Noel Gallagher decided to take the mick out of Jeff Conway/Kenickie from 'Grease' backstage at a Marilyn Manson concert 'cause he has to walk with the aid of a cane... That he's had four back operations... That didn't stop him from pulling a knife on them... That Britney Spears turned down Jamie Lynn's request to be her maid of honour by saying "hell would freeze over" first... That Britney hasn't quite recovered from learning about her little sister's pregnancy via OK! magazine... That Jamie Lynne wants to get hitched before her sprongling springs into the world... That Sean P Diddy Combs wants to star in the sequel to 'Sex And The City'... That a source said: "He's even had acting advice from loads of his friends, including his ex Jennifer Lopez"... That everyone's claiming there'll be a Broadway version of Desperate Housewives after Kyle McLachlan simply said: "You never know. It could happen. Never say never, right?"... That Keira Knightly's ex-boyfriend Jamie Dornan, Galwegian Nora-Jane Noone and Sadie Frost will star in the first Hammer Horror to be released in 30 years... That it'll be called 'Beyond The Rave'... That it'll be making its way straight to a DVD shop near you shortly... That American Idol contestant David Hernandez used to dance nude for predominantly male cliental at 'Dick's Cabaret' in Phoenix... That Anna Nicole Smith's 18-month-old daughter Dannielynn has become the sole heir to her mother's fortune... That it will be "governed" by her father Larry Birkhead and her mother's lover/executor Howard K. Stern... That there goes another young life down the drain before it's even begun... That relatives of Smith's former husband, the very wealthy J.Howard Marshall, are contesting the judge's ruling... That's a surprise... That Keith Richards' weathered features are currently advertising Louis Vuitton bags via billboards on London's Bond Street... That Jennifer Lopez will be pleased...