That, of his run in with Fabio, George Clooney said: "There is a moment when you are actually in the argument and you're thinking, 'If I do get beaten down by Fabio, that will be far worse than the pain.' I wouldn't shake that"... That Cheryl has put a six month sex ban on Ashley... That will only serve to aggrivate his 'playing away' issue... That Pussycat Doll Carmit Bachar has hung up her suspender beltĀ for the last time... That she was the only original member left... That she's the redhead who looks like a tranny... That Adele Silva (AKA her off Hell's Kitchen/Kelly off Emmerdale) said: "I'm getting too old to do bikini shoots. I see younger girls in those magazines looking fantastic and think, 'You're 27 now, Adele, you can't compete'"... That Adele Silva needs a slap... That Britney Spears' father, Jamie, has landed her a cameo on sitcom How I Met Your Mother... That he's also landed his daughter a credit card that has a weekly limit of $1,500... That might upset her spending sprees somewhat... That Johnny Vegas has divorced his wife of six years, Kitty Donnelly... That, despite being far more attractive, Kitty turned out to be a little unhinged... That the divorce document stated: "The petitioner (Vegas) came to the conclusion that his marriage was in fact at an end on September 3, 2003, when he returned home after a long day at work. The respondent had been drinking and was aggressive and abusive to him throughout the entire night"... That they have a four-year-old son...