That this poor Manga rip off cartoon is meant to represent Britney Spears... That it's the likeness she'll use for her latest single's video - 'Break The Ice'... That a source said: "When Britney came up with the idea of having a cartoon of herself in the video, it was a big relief. Now she's free to just concentrate on getting better"... That it also costs less money... That Kim 'I'm famous primarily for my golden sex video' Kardashian said of her previous boyfriends: "I went out with a good guy in school - but it has all gone downhill since then. Every single guy since then has cheated on me - so I think all men cheat. Normally my sister catches them out"... That there's a lesson in there somewhere... That Roger Moore is writing an autobiography... That the 80-year-old has finally agreed to do it as "many of the people he will mention are not around to read it"... That Guy Ritchie didn't make Madonna's induction to the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame... That, according to Madonna's rep, "Guy's been in London working on his film but the family will be back together again in London by the weekend"... That Madonna kept herself amused by rolling her eyes at Iggy Pop's "punk rendition" of 'Ray of Light'... That Iggy Pop needs to start wearing tops... That Michael Lohan "wants to do a male version of 'The View' with (fellow born-again Christian) Stephen Baldwin. It's not likely to happen"... That the man seen wielding a weapon on the roof of Kate Hudson's New York home was in fact a student filmmaker... That, when he was arrested, he had a "prop gun" and a "little script" in his possession...