That Angelina Jolie's duel belly fodder comprises of a girl and a boy... That this is the latest celebrity craze... That Jennifer Lopez's girl/boy twins have accompanied her on the cover of People Magazine... That the 4-month-olds earned themselves $6million for their troubles... That there's a sex video of Lindsay Lohan and Calum Best *shoulder heave* doing the rounds... That a source said Lindsay is "freaking out because she can't remember it being filmed"... That Kirsten Davis has pictures of her "engaged in sex acts" with an ex-boyfriend circulating the internet... That they're from 1992... That there are lessons to be learned here... That Amy Winehouse's new neighbours have put their house up for sale a mere six weeks after the singer moved next door... That Amy Winehouse has posed naked *clasps hand over mouth* for April's edition of Easy Living... That it's to "raise breast cancer awareness among young women"... That a source said: "In the black and white snapshot, Winehouse is captured playing a guitar, which covers her genitals, while two pieces of duct tape cover her nipples" *passes out for a spell*... That a 47-year-old construction worker was found "hanging from the rafters of an uncompleted house in Agoura Hills"... That said house belongs to Mel Gibson... That he was hanging from a rope only 2 feet off the ground and is being treated as suicide...