That Britney Spears will appear on South Park... That a rep for the cartoon said: "Britney Spears is trying to get away from it all in the mountains near South Park when the boys have a run-in with her. Stan and Kyle get caught up in Britney's celebrity and the never-ending feeding frenzy that follows her wherever she goes"... That Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson are back on... That a source at Casa Tua restaurant said: "They ate off each other's plates. They were dining with another couple, and she was in a bathing suit and cover-up even though it was 10pm"... That proves it then... That Pete Doherty had a scuffle with a fan over a Queens Park Rangers football jersey... That the fan, Charlie Cameron, threw it onstage (during Doherty's solo gig in Kilburn on Wednesday) and then expected it back afterwards... That Cameron said: "He didn’t hit me hard. It was a bit of a brush. But I had to go home wearing a jacket and nothing else. But he's welcome to the shirt!"... That Kate Moss and her fellah Jamie Hince were reprimanded for dancing on Jim Morrison's Parisian grave... That a Daily Star source said: "The security guard who let them in was reprimanded and a giggling Kate and Jamie were told off. It was hilarious and they left to get ready for Jamie's concert with his band The Kills still laughing and singing the main refrain from 'Alabama Song'"... That dancing on people's graves is fun... That Kate has been banned from joining The Kills onstage as Jamie's bandmate, Alison Mosshart, feels "Moss's presence would ruin their credibility"... That Kate is better looking than Alison... That Kate Beckinsale recently said to host Craig Ferguson, on the set of his CBS The Late Late Show: "They wanted to hook it (presumably the microphone) into the back of my knickers, but then when I heard you were going commando, I thought I would go commando too. There was nothing for them to hook it on to and it just fell out"... That Kate Beckinsale's infatuation with her nethers needs to stop... That Winona Ryder has been caught shoplifting again... That this time it was make up... That an employee of the Hollywood CVS store in question said: "We took the unpaid items back, and she left the store". That anyone else would've been arrested...