That Kerry Katona has been admitted to hospital with pre-eclampsia... That it's a near-fatal combination of high blood pressure and swelling common in expectant mothers... That the condition is exacerbated by "smoking and drinking"... That Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon have both cited 'fraud' as the reason for their annulment on Monday... That their marriage lasted two months... That Courtney Love is moving herself and Frances Bean to the English countryside... That Lindsay Lohan left the following message on Calum Best's phone: "I can't believe you would ever f***ing do this to me, I should have listened to everyone. I should never have f***ing trusted you... It's everywhere now, all over the net, everyone's seen it, how f***ing could you?"... That she's not happy about the leaked footage of her servicing him... That Lindsay Lohan's 14-year-old sister, Ali, has been seen sporting a "trout pout" and contact lenses similar to Lindsay's eye colour... That's her in the accompanying photograph... That a few of you thought it was a pre-nose job Ashlee Simpson... That Johnny Knoxville's divorce to his wife Melanie Lynn has been finalised... That he'd want to get some laser for that chest tattoo... That Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson spent Easter weekend together... That a "tipsy" Kate Moss announced to lurking fans around Amsterdam that she's "getting married" to Jamie Hince... That Oprah Winfrey's best friend/rumoured lover, Gayle King, has moved into a penthouse purchased in the name of Sophie... That Sophie is Oprah's recently deceased dog... That Heather Mills made a "throat-slashing gesture" at Fiona Shackleton before throwing water over her head in court... That she kind've holds Fiona responsible for the amount of money she got off Paul... That Heather is now claiming "she can't support her 3-year-old daughter Beatrice on the nearly $70,000 that she was given just for her care"... That I'll NEVER be able to afford a child... That Patrick Kielty will appear in court on April 22nd for speeding... That, of Prince, Estelle said: "I met him once! He's gorgeous. He has this aura around him - you just want to sit down and be his girlfriend. He didn't offer to make me his girlfriend but he could have. I would offer myself!"... That he would decline... That more than 10 million people tuned in to see Britney's well received How I Met Your Mother cameo on Monday night... That the New England Historic Genealogical Society is claiming Brad Pitt and Barack Obama are ninth cousins... That they're also claiming Angelina and Hillary are ninth cousins... That Gary Coleman's wife looks well-acquainted with her cousins...