That one of Britney Spears' brand companies, Britney Online Inc, "owes $23,589.17 in California state taxes on the entity's 2004 earnings"... That Peter Andre has bleached his hair a fetching shade of blond... That he and Katie/Jordan/The Amazing Mammary Woman were "spotted" having lunch with Perez Hilton... That they then enjoyed some shopping... That Russell Brand's 'Forgetting Sarah Marshall' co-star, Kristen Bell, said of their sex scenes: "He's known as a ladies' man but he's actually one of the kindest and most respectful guys I've met. Russell thinks it would ruin his street cred but maybe it just ups it"... That she obviously never heard about the time he smoked a load of heroin and spat on a lap dancer after failing to satisfy her in bed... That The Hills's's Heidi Montag was invited to the White House Correspondents Gala as a guest of MSNBC to support John McCain... That her trip was cancelled by Spencer Pratt because, according to the New York Post: "He demanded first-class tickets for both him and Heidi - even though he wasn't invited. When the network balked, Pratt canceled Montag's appearance, claiming, according to our source, 'It wasn't 'A-listy' enough'"... That Kim Kardashian is busy supporting Barack Obama, after being impressed by his, like, motto: "He just seemed very firm about the change, and that's, like, his motto"... That Obama should offer her the job as his official scriptwriter... That Pink is dating (Juliette Lewis and) The Licks guitarist, Todd Morse... That Amy Winehouse is worth £10million... That David Blaine was coerced into eating a "rather large sake glass" while dining at a Manhattan restaurant... That poker player Phil Ivey offered him $10k to eat every shard... That the magician's spokesperson said: "This did happen and was completely real"... The term "dance monkey, dance" springs to mind... That Julia Roberts divulged she doesn't use deodorant during a recent interview: "I don't like to share that with a large number of people, but it's just never been my thing... Sometimes, midday at work, I freshen up"... That, of her infamous underarm foliage at the Notting Hill premiere, she said: "You'd think it was like I had a chinchilla under there, the way the world responded"... That chinchilla's are cute... That Carmen Electra is marrying former Korn member, Rob Patterson... This will be the third time she's vowed "til death do us part"... That Quincy Jones and his 20-year girlfriend, Heba Elawadi, celebrated his 75th birthday in Cafe Royal with the aid of a massive lemon cake... That his god-daughter, Patti Austin, presented it saying: "It's because we know you love tarts"... That OJ Simpson approached The Donald Trump about appearing in 'Celebrity Apprentice'... That "Trump was big on the idea for a few minutes, but NBC wouldn't even consider it"...