All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That Pete Doherty is being let out of prison on Tuesday... That he only had to serve 29 days of his 14 week sentence due to overcrowding... That a "pal" said: "He's planning to go straight to play a gig - and then get smashed. He wants no business appointments for three days - so he can really go for it"... That the very gallant Usher has shot back at suggestions he would pose with his new son for money, saying: "I will not pimp out my baby"... That he will, however, talk about said baby when promoting his new album 'Here I Stand'... That, when Heidi Montag appeared on David Letterman, she said the following of Lauren Conrad's alleged sex tape: "I tried to help her get it back for, like, a year. I was like, 'You gotta get it back, you gotta do something about this... She was like, 'I don't know what to do...' I was like, 'Well, let's get it back.' Next thing I know, it's blamed on me. All of a sudden, I made up the sex tape... I didn't film it, I didn't do it, I'm not trying to sell it. How did it come down on me?"... That, inside, David Letterman was screaming, wondering when it all started to turn... That someone is selling a drugs tape of Angelina Jolie on the internet for $70k... That it features the actress, around the time she filmed 'Girl Interrupted', "sniffing white lines from a plate, and then as the drug cooks on tinfoil, she deeply sucks in its smoke through a tube"... That she then says: "Wow, this is really good smack - not that cheap crap that's been stepped on"... That I'd rather see a video of her having sex... That a source said: "Beyonce is 100% pregnant, which is why the couple rushed their wedding... due to Beyonce's strong Christian beliefs"... That they can't be that strong if she was engaging in the 'hoo haw' before marriage... That Britney Spears is getting to spend Mother's Day with her two boys... That will be bitter sweet... That, of filming her scenes on 'Ugly Betty', Naomi Campbell said: "I had a fantastic day on set. The cast and crew were so lovely. I was given a crash course in playing softball and at one point hit the ball so hard it actually broke in half! The coach said he had never seen anyone pick up the game so quickly!"... That the coach was just scared sh*tless!... That Mariah Carey married some alleged actor/rapper called Nick Cannon in the Bahamas... That she's wearing the same engagement ring Nick gave his ex-fiance, Selita Ebanks... That Nicole Kidman will play Dusty Springfield in yet another biopic... That Miley Cyrus' parents asked a judge to legally change their daughter's name to Miley Ray Cyrus... That their lawyer said: "Destiny Hope Cyrus (ah, maybe that's where Alicia Douvall must've got the idea from) has been commonly known as Miley Ray Cyrus since she was a young child. The change of name is requested to make her commonly used name the same as her legal name"... We get it, Billy Ray, she's your daughter... That Keet Duffy could not attend the opening of this father's clothes shop on Thomas Street yesterday due to his blood poisoning... That his dad said it wasn't as a result of a tattoo as previously reported, but an allergic reaction to some sort of food... That said clothes shop is called 'Plus and Minors' and caters for "Big Guys (2XL Plus), Big Gals (eh, size 14?!), Babies and Newborns"... That (presumably) Keith's mum looks like a cross between Peggy Mitchell and Pat Butcher... That you can see more snaps here...