All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That Pete Doherty ambled his way out of Wormwood Scrubs at 7.10am this morning... That, despite wielding a certificate claiming he'd been devoid of drugs during his stay, he exclaimed to waiting photographers: "Thank you Mrs. Thatcher for putting me in the company of the most dangerous criminals in the country"... That James Corden has invited Lily Allen to write a BBC3 sketch show with him and Matthew Horne... That James reeeeaally wants to get into Lily's pants... That BBC3 have commissioned a second series of Lily Allen and Friends... That someone in BBC3 also wants to gain access to Lily's pants... That Lindsay Lohan will appear in the season finale of Ugly Betty... That she will play "a down-on-her-luck high school pal of Betty"... That Ryan Reynolds has asked Scarlett Johansson to marry him, despite her latest musical venture / dipping her wisdom tooth in gold and giving it to him as a birthday present... That Stephen Mulhern, who presents the brilliantly titled 'Britain's Got More Talent' on ITV2 said of Simon Cowell: "Simon's first port of call is his portable mirror that he takes with him all the time. He has his own make-up artist, Julia, who travels with him wherever he goes. No one else can get his orange tint right"... That Paul Gascoigne has been admitted to hospital again after trying to drown himself in a hotel bath (by holding his own head under the water)... That this occurred after he was spotted "begging in the street" and then attempting to put a deposit on a Ferrari... That chauffeur Gerard Lowe said: "He was wasted and abusive, talking about how footballers are paid so much. I felt sorry for him. At one point his trousers fell down and he wasn't wearing underwear"... That Dennis Rodman has admitted himself to rehab in Florida... That Angela Kinsey from the American version of The Office (the scary blonde bird who has the hots for the Gareth character, Dwight) has given birth to a baby girl... That Kym Ryder is dating Lee Sharpe... That Mariah Carey is morto after learning the engagement given to her by her new hubbie, Nick Cannon, had been fingered by another... That a source said: "Mariah was very upset when it was claimed the ring was secondhand and had been used on his previous fiance. She's so embarrassed. She certainly won't be wearing it in public again"... That Mariah has teamed up with Fergie to perform in Dubai next week... That Will Ferrell wants to do Anchorman II... That John Mayer was seen "all over some blonde girl" at New York's 10ak Club on Friday... That Mayer, who was set up with Jennifer Aniston by Sheryl Crow last week, "asked the DJ to play some R. Kelly songs so 'we can dance with our girls'"...  That Maxim's Hot 100 List includes Ashlee Simpson at 18, while big sister Jessica's at number 53... That Ashley Olsen landed number 47, while Mary-Kate didn't get a look in... That Peaches Geldoff has been a VERY naughty girl... That Sir Bob will not be pleased...