All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That Paris Hilton is further saturating the German market (she's also endorsing a canned sparkling 'wine' over there) by lending her name to a "popular German fashion doll called 'Steffi Love'"... That the trend of sex-tape stars capitolising on children's books and toys is not as creepy as parading a real-life version of an emaciated plastic doll in front of them... That Geri Halliwell was stuck in a lift with some "fans" at a shopping centre in Essex for over an hour over the weekend, rendering her late to sign copies of her new children's book, 'Ugenia Laveder'... That's karma... That Britney Spears has been granted three (supervised) visits with her sons a week, including one night visit... That both her and Kevin Federline are due back in court on July 15th... That Uma Thurman's stalker, Jack Jordan, has been "found guilty of fourth-degree stalking and one count of second degree aggravated harassment" and could face a stint in jail... That one of the female jurors said she felt "sorry" for him... That her and Jack should hook up... That Courtney Love was admitted to L.A.'s Cedars-Sinai Medical Centre at 3am on Friday and spent the following "90 hours in bed... throwing up"... That the diagnosis was strep AKA a hurty throat... That, of the pictures of him sunbathing with Jennifer Aniston, John Mayer gleefully said: "You know what I did? I looked at it (the reports) and I said, 'That's about right.' What am I going to say, 'That's not me?' Listen, this is not a scandal, this is not an issue, this is not a problem, this needs no spin control. This is me living my life and a guy with a really powerful lens and I don't fault him. There are much worse problems in the world. Everything's cool!" Especially now that he's getting the attention he so desperately craves... That Charlie Sheen will marry his third wife, Brooke Mueller, on May 30th... That it will be Brooke's first marriage... I give it just over a year... That, of Melinda Messenger's Hello! interview regarding her marriage breakdown, PR guru Max Clifford said: "At the end of the day do you really want to discuss your relationship break-up with everyone? To me it's not a huge mistake, but the minuses outweigh the pluses from a PR point of view"... That this comes from someone who does PR for Kerry Katona... That the Joker action figure, made for the forthcoming 'Dark Knight' in Heath Ledger's likeness, completely sold out in a matter of minutes... That the $9.99 toy is now selling on eBay for $55...