That Samantha Mumba is attempting another comeback... That this time she's releasing a 'clubland' version of her former "hit" single 'I've Gotta Tell You'... That my palms feel itchy and slappy... That Britney Spears has rear-ended her second car in as many months... That she seriously needs to get her depth perception tested... That she refused to leave her Mercedes-Benz SL65 after the crash, instead sending her bodyguard to "talk to the other female motorist and exchange insurance details"... That Kelly Brook was seen flirting with her ex-fiance, Billy Zane, over dinner at a West London hotel earlier this week... That Kerry Katona, without a hint of irony, said to OK! magazine: "I've heard a rumour that Nicole Richie has been warned by her fiance Joel Madden that she has to stop partying or their wedding is off. Well, I don't know how much she's actually (doing it), but if she's out every bloody night then she needs her arse kicking into touch!" That she then said of a recent night out on the tiles: "We were downing shots and I had great fun in Wilmslow with all my mates. It was ace and us mums do need that once in a while"... That, also without a hint of irony, Blake Fielder-Civil said: "How much is my wife trying to do my head in!? Can't help feeling I'm going to see a photo of her snogging some junkie soon! She needs to remember she's married to someone in prison"... That Tom Cruise has let Katie Holmes land a lead role in the Broadway revival of 'All My Sons'... That Naomi Watts is the new face of Thierry Mugler's 'Angel' perfume... That he should've asked me; I've only been supporting his empire for the last decade...