All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That BB8 hoop flasher, Chanelle Hayes, recently said: "I think once the new BB series starts (Thursday week *shudders*) I could easily be a leftover (perceptive)... I know Posh is still huge in the US and I think I could extend my career out there" (not so perceptive)... That, of being named Britain's Least Talented Clelebrity in a recent poll, Chanelle said: "I'm so happy. I think it's great - I'm delighted... It was a real honour to be there on that list with Victoria Beckham and Heather Mills and people like that... I know I've got talents and I don't care what anyone else says. And the fact that I've got my own perfume and two TV shows and a single out (which debuted at 63) just proves it"... That I'm going to create some kind've poll to see if anyone is arsed making me watch Big Brother this year... That, if you have a heart, you'll vote no... That Danielle Lloyd is dating GladiatorTornado... That Tornado already has a girlfriend... That F1 driver Lewis Hamilton is dating Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger (AKA the one that sings).... That Robert Downey Jr. will play Hugh Hefner in his biopic, titled (you'll never guess what) Playboy... That Russell Brand has been given his own US chat show... That a source said: "Russell has given some brilliant US interviews and TV execs have gone crazy for him. They were particularly impressed with his performance on the David Letterman show. They think he is likeable, charming and a bit of an oddball, and presenting his own TV show is the obvious next step"... That Russell said: "I really like LA - I'd heard it was a superficial and vacuous space and, astonishingly, I fit right in"... That Ashlee Simpson said: "I used to wind my sister Jessica up. Once, when I was small, Jessica had all her friends round and I burst into the room naked"... That it was Joe's idea... That the following claim comes from a source in a toilet at a Dolce & Gabbana event in Cannes: "I asked her what she was doing. Kate (Hudson) blushed and laughed - and then Lance (Armstrong) walked out of a stall topless!"... That, of the catastrophic earthquakes in China, Sharon Stone said the following in Cannes this weekend: "All these earthquake and stuff happened and I thought, 'Is that karma?' When you are not nice that bad things happen to you".... That she later retracted the statement... That Sydney Pollack has died, aged 73...