That Kelsey Grammer suffered a heart attack over the weekend... That a source said: "Grammer was paddleboarding with his wife Camille on Saturday when he fell ill"... That Bo Diddley has died from heart failure, aged 79... That Oscar-winning child actress, Tatum O'Neal, has been arrested for buy crack on the Lower East Side of Manhattan over the weekend... That bids between publications for the first photographs of Brad and Angelina's twins have now reached $15million... That the kiddie-pimping money will go to charity... That Lindsay Lohan has been offered $1million dollars to officially 'come out' as a lesbian by some random US showbiz rag... That Lohan, since her acting career has all but dried up, is now launching a perfume to go with her range of leggings... That told the Sunday Times magazine that she's "sorta been experimenting" and has divised "this oil that I made up myself"... That several of you are saying "eeww" right about now... That not much happened at the MTV Movie Awards - the biggest story being Lindsay Lohan's dress blowing up... That it should've been that Johnny Depp made a surprise appearance to collect his Best Comedic Performance for the latest Pirates of The Caribbean venture... That Jennifer Hudson was up to her usual tricks... That Kim Kardashian and Carmen Electra are starring in some film aptly entitled 'Disaster Movie'... That Denise Richards keeps saying the C word on her reality show... That 37-year-old David Tennant is dating his 23-year-old Doctor Who co-star, Georgia Moffett... That Moffett plays his on-screen daughter... That Hell's Kitchen star Marco Pierre White is dating Nancy Dell'Olio... That Alex Turner is going to work with Tony Christie... That Linda Hogan is dating a 19-year-old handy man who resembles her son... That her and Hulk Hogan have serious issues... That someone has stolen Kurt Cobain's ashes from Courtney Love... That she had been storing them in a "pink teddy bear bag with a lock of Kurt's hair"... That she said: "I can't believe anyone would take Kurt's ashes from me. I find it disgusting and right now I'm suicidal (exactly what Frances Bean needs to be reading). If I don't get them back I don't know what I'll do. They were all I had left of my husband"... That she'd have more if she didn't sell the back catalogue... That Madonna recently said: 'I swear by oxygen facials, and I'm obsessive about staying out of the sun. I'm not against plastic surgery - I'm just against discussing it"... That Alec Baldwin is writing a book "to help guide families through divorce"... That not referring to your daughter as a "thoughtless little pig" is always a good start... That Jack Black's wife has given birth to their second son... That he said: "I have a new one. It's eating every three hours"... That a guest attending Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' housewarming party said: "Everyone he's been having issues with was invited: Sumner Redstone, Steven Spielberg, Oprah Winfrey, you name it. Then there were all the gays, which was hilarious because Scientology 'cures' gays... There's a tenet in Scientology that basically says, 'After you cut people off, you have to invite them back in.' Especially if your career's in trouble, I guess"... That, of the rumours he is to wed Emily Blunt, crooner Michael Buble said: "We will never be getting married. Never. I know I had indicated we would but now it's a total no-no"... That I had no idea he was dating a lady...
