All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That Colin Farrell is to star in Neil Jordan's upcoming cinematic venture, Ondine, which will be filmed in Cork's Castletownbere this summer... That, according to The Examiner, "The film centres on an Irish fisherman who discovers a woman in his fishing net, whom he thinks is a mermaid, but may in fact be a prostitute"... That it will also star Marion Cotillard... That might explain her get up at the Oscars... That Michael Parkinson has been knighted... That Sienna Miller has ended her engagement to Rhys Ifans... That it was only a matter of time... That a source said: "Sienna broke the news at the weekend in a call from Prague. Things have been awkward for a while after she caught Rhys going through her text messages. She went bananas and Rhys said he was looking for what he called 'incriminating evidence'. He has been giving her a hard time lately, questioning her commitment to him and the time she puts into the relationship"... That's never attractive... That the builder/model from Essex who was romancing Jennifer Aniston for a spell, Paul Sculfor, is now dating Cameron Diaz... That Jennifer, Paul, Cameron and John Mayer should all hook up for some kind've Mongolian barbeque... That Pete Doherty forked out £5k in 50 pound notes to buy portraits of Amy Winehouse, one of him with Paul McCartney and one of Kate Moss... That he then bundled them into a black plastic bag and "wandered into the night with Peaches Geldoff"... That Tatum O'Neal first said she was buying crack to "research a film role" (I thank you, Winona), but then thought it was better to go with: "I lost my Scottish terrier, Lena (three weeks ago). That seemed to set me off. She got old. She got cancer. She was the fabric of our family. We had to let her go to heaven. My daughter and I had to put her down. It was too horrible for words"... That having your mother say a terrier is the fabric of your family, and then turning to crack, is too horrible for words... That Kevin Federline has been named father of the year for the second time in six months... That the latest establishment to award him is a Las Vegas club called Prive...