All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That Jessica Simpson said of Ashlee and Pete Wentz: "They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about"... That Jessica would like to remind everyone that she's a singer... That Ashlee has had to cancel her summer tour due to her pregnancy... That a source said: "After careful consideration, Ashlee Simpson has decided to postpone her summer tour. She is committed to giving her fans the best show possible (moving as well as miming), and will be back better than ever and ready to rock in the future"... That, of getting pregnant, Gwyneth Paltrow said: "I may force myself to do it one more time because the result is so worth it"... That either being pregnant is horrific or sex with Chris Martin is less than thrilling... That Angelina Jolie said: "I had a C-section (with Shiloh) and I found it fascinating. I didn't find it a sacrifice and I didn't find it a painful experience. I found it a fascinating miracle of what a body can do"... Imagine how fascinated she'd be if she managed to have one the way nature intended... That Ronnie Wood has employed five midget actors to "play pranks on guests at the reception for his daughter Leah's wedding to TV producer Jack Macdonald"... That a source said: "The idea is to have little people in costume popping up. It's going to be a fabulous do with no expense spared and the elves will make it even more fun"... That Johnny Rotten has been accused of physically attacking a female assistant producer on an undisclosed reality TV show last year... That TMZ claims the show's producers had issued a warning saying; "Under no circumstances was anyone to touch Rotten's hair"... That, according to The Mirror, Geri Halliwell had someone to carry her feather boa at Tuesday's Glamour Awards: "Snooty Gez got a flunky to lug her £7,000 boa around the Glamour awards. The aide followed her, from loo breaks to bar trips, ready in case diva Geri chose to put it on"...