That this is the dress which started all the 'Paris is pregnant' rumours... That her representative insist the rumours are "completely false"... That Paris won't be wearing the dress again... That Benji Madden's legs are the length of his girlfriend's calves... That Matt Willis has been re-admitted to The Priory after one night out with Amy Winehouse... That The Mirror said: "Long-suffering Emma (Griffiths) was furious when Matt went back to Wino's pad after a night out last month... And even angrier when she saw the state he turned up in at their North London home"... That Emma and Matt are to marry next month and have signed a "massive magazine deal"... That Matt first went to The Priory in 2005 for alcohol abuse and in 2006 "for his addiction to weed - at least a joint a day for eight years"... I bet Alex Zane wasn't that crazy... That Paul Weller recently said: "Retirement? What the f***? That's when you get into heroin, when you're 70. And Viagra. I'll inhale the stuff. Out with a bang... I wouldn't mind being Mick Jagger. He's skinny, still has hair and shags loads of birds"... That's immaturity... That Michael Barrymore will play Spike Milligan in a play called Surviving Spike... That it will run at this year's Edinburgh Fringe Festival. That Tom Hanks suffered a hurty finger on the set of Angels And Demons, the Da Vinci Code prequel, in Rome. That the marriage of Andy Scott-Lee and Michelle 'The Shoulders' Heaton has ended... That they did well to last 18 months considering, well, lots of things... That Live Tyler has decided, after a month apart from her husband Royston Langdon, that she wants to give her marriage another go... That Lynda Carter, AKA Wonder Woman, found a dead body of a woman while out rowing on a river in Washington DC... That the police believe the woman was a 40-year-old hiker...
