All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That, after being dumped by Sienna Miller, 39-year-old Rhys Ifans has turned to fronting a band (called The Peth) for solace... That Rhys said: "It's wild rock music and I do the singing. I play a bit of guitar but I'm not very good"... That there's a bang of midlife crisis off the last two lines... That, after being reprimanded for attempting to herd herself and three girls into the same cubicle at an Agent Provocateur event in New York, Kate Moss said: "But I'm hosting the event!"... That she then "flounced" off... That, of his finances, Pete Doherty said: "I've got a few concerns at the moment over issues with management - where the money has been going and distribution of wealth"... That habitual drug use leads to short-term memory loss... That Babyshambles guitarist Mick Whitnall is planning to jump ship to join Amy Winehouse's touring band... That Mick's partner of 15 years left him after he did the dirt on her with Amy... That Denise Van Outen said: "I couldn't believe it when I opened the paper the other day and saw a massive picture of Amy Winehouse, completely off her face. What bothered me was that in the corner was a tiny story congratulating Leona Lewis for storming the US charts. If you ask me, we should be bigging her up, not people who are struggling with drugs'... That Mel B recently said: "I've written my own sitcom that's just been picked up by Nickelodeon that I start at Christmas (cause getting a self-penned sitcom commissioned is just that easy) I'm the star of it. It's a bit like Hannah Montana, but the black (way older) version"... That Hayden Panettiere said: "It's great to have boyfriends. Or girlfriends. There are occasions when you kiss your best friend growing up, having fun and goofing about. Like perfecting your technique!"... That Hayden's just read The Guide to Keeping Your Male Fans Interested... That Jessica Simpson wants her Dallas Cowboy boyfriend, Tony Romo, to star in her music video for her forthcoming single, Come on Over... That Jessica is desperate for people to know they're still an item despite the rumours... That a source said: "Tony said he'd love to support her. And if it's not for publicity, he thinks this might be fun for them to do together"... That someone needs to inform Tony of the purpose of music videos... That they should then show him Jenny From The Block and put him in contact with Ben Affleck... That Naomi Campbell has undergone an operation enabling her to have children... That the model said: "Now I can have a child I would like one. I'm even willing to have one without a father. I know that I am ready. I know that with a baby I would change, I'd calm down. With a child you cannot accept compromises"... That you also can't fling mobile phones at them... That Ulrika Jonsson has given birth to a son... That a source said: "The baby - her fourth from four different fathers - weighed in at 10lb"... That Tori Spelling "gave birth" to her second child, a girl, yesterday... That she weighed 6lb 8ozs... That it's safe to assume the latter was pre-due date C-Section... That Madonna has hired the services of divorce lawyer Nicholas Mostyn QC... That Sean P. Diddy Puff Combs said: "This is your boy Puff Daddy! Yes Puffy Daddy, the King of the Remix is back with O'Neal Mcknight and Jermaine Dupri on the Check Your Coat Remix!" I think that means he's changed his name to Puff Daddy again... That Keira Knightly is to star in the remake of My Fair Lady... That's another classic forever tainted... That Roman Polanski recently said: "Trailers now sell the whole film. There's no point going to see the film. Marketing goes before the art. There's no mystery, no surprise any more"...