That Wayne Rooney and Coleen McLoughlin tied the knot at 9.30am this morning in an Italian village... That it was lashing rain and Coleen cried throughout the ceremony... That's understandable given the groom... That Boyzone have been getting St Tropez spray tans at each hotel during their tour... That oIrish lads The Script had this to say regarding being mates with Justin Timberlake: "We were in an LA club with Justin and these girls started chatting us up. It was all going great until they wanted to meet Justin. Quick as a flash they were gone"... That they should start telling girls that the real Justin is back in their room... That Sir Alan Sugar said: "The time that Raef was fired, maybe it should have been Michael's time to go instead. Who knows what would have happened then"... That Michael Barrymore has fallen off the wagon: "By dinnertime he was out of control. He ordered a curry and also asked for a bottle of beer, but he'd drunk so much already he didn't touch it. When we served him he threw the cutlery on the floor and started shovelling the food into his mouth with his hands, but halfway through he got up and left. I called out to him to pay the bill, but he didn't hear me. He'd totally lost the plot"... That I must try that trick next time... That Lionel Richie said: "Forget about surviving 40 years in the music business, just surviving 27 years of Nicole Richie has been a struggle-and-a-half, I want to tell you. I stand here as a survivor, I want you to know, for all the parents out there"... That 83-year-old Paul Newman has cancer...
