All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That Duffy left last night's Mojo awards in tears after John Lydon called her a "c***"... That a source told The Mirror: "She went to throw an arm around John as they posed up for their group photo. He obviously wasn't expecting it and leapt about two foot in the air when she touched him. Then he let loose with his tirade - it was still totally over the top and very unpleasant. Duffy looked terrified and began to cry"... That the most random photo of the event goes toooo... That Tara Palmer Tompkinson did her bit for the kids while attending a Help a London Child charity event on a yacht at the Savoy Pier... That she did so by flashing her knickers, sticking cutlery in her hair and spewing in the men's jacks... That Duncan James kept saying; "Drink more water and have some bread and you'll be fine"... That some people will never be "fine"... That Amy Winehouse is still in hospital having tests after she collapsed on Monday... That a source felt the need to utter the obvious, stating: "She might have escaped this time, but eventually she won't get up again. The only thing to stop that happening is if she quits drugs"... That Matt Lucas and his husband have split up after 18 months of marriage... That Paris Hilton went "ballistic" after a pet shop refused to sell her a puppy to be in a photoshoot with her... That a source said: "workers did not believe that she would look after the animal once the shoot was over"... That Jamie Spears has requested that his daughter continues to pay him $2,400 a week to hang around with her... That Jamie told a court: "I run errands, including buying groceries and cooking supper on a regular basis. I spent a good deal of every evening conversing with Britney"... That George Clooney jilted Sarah Larson for the mystery brunette seen cavorting around his Lake Como pad... That a source said: "Although he has been seeing the mystery woman for several weeks, Clooney reportedly wanted to give his ex a chance to do interviews and land some modelling work before he announced their split"... That was nice of him... That Clooney's spokesperson said: "How does one as public as George secretly date anyone?"... That we couldn't let another day go by without paying homage to Chaka Khan's ode to a prophylactic in Sydney over the weekend... She feels for you...