All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That David Walliams is dating Stefanie Wilson from Britain's Next Top Model... That she's the one who takes herself very seriously, likes housework, once dated Lee Ryan and should've been axed on Monday instead of the Scouse bird who was the only nice person left in the show... That, after eight whole months of not being pregnant, Charlotte Church is up the duff again... That some random person found 40,000 discarded copies of Jordan and Peter's album at Bray Studios in Berks... That the source said to The Sun: "I pulled back the tarpaulin and couldn't believe it when I found all these CDs. I thought I'd stumbled on a stash of Coldplay's new album ready for sending out, so I was gutted when I saw it was some rubbish Jordan and Peter Andre tried to get in the charts. Many of the CDs were covered in bird crap and had gone mouldy"... That Calum Best, desperate to create a buzz around his new reality show (brace yourselves) Calum: The Best is Yet To Come, has started wooing Lindsay Lohan again... That Lindsay is eligible for an Emmy for her four minute cameo on Ugly Betty, as is Britney Spears for her brief stint on How I Met Your Mother... That the former has done a Katherine Heigl... That Jamie Lynn Spears is due to give birth today... That she will name the child Cailynn or Cassie... That I hope it's a girl... That former Libertine/current Dirty Pretty Things frontman, Carl Barat, has been admitted to hospital with "acute pancreatitis"... That his friend Tim Burgess of The Charlatans said, without a hint of irony: "I feel so sorry for him, he's pumped full of drugs"... That Daniel Radcliffe has bought a Skorcher Butt Machine to work on his posterior before he makes his Broadway debut in Equus... That's not the only reason he wants to tone his hoop... That, of filming The Edge of Love, Keira Knightly said: "I always bare my breasts in sex scenes. So when the director said take the bra off, I said 'OK then'"... That Keira Knightly wears a bra?!... That The Hills's'ss Heidi and Spencer are armed: "The couple visited the Martin B. Retting store in Culver City, Calif., on June 7 and spent more than $10,000 on guns to arm themselves. They purchased two Benelli semiautomatic M4 tactical shotguns, two Wilson close quarter combat .45-caliber pistols and one Scout semiautomatic rifle. 'They wanted the exact guns that the U.S. Delta Force uses,' a friend explains. 'Spencer wants to be prepared for anything'"... That America scares me... That soon after the release of Sex And The City: The Movie, both Cynthia Nixon and Kristin Davis booked themselves in to the Roosevelt Hospital on 10th Avenue for minor surgeries... That "Cynthia had a breast augmentation and soon after, Kristin had the varicose veins on her legs removed"... That, when it was pointed out to John Lydon that Duffy had won a Mojo award, he said: "Oh, she won an award? I quite like her"... That, when asked what she thought of Simon Cowell while filming the Xtra Factor, Holly Willougby said: "I don't fancy him, but he has a weird presence. I mean, you have to in order to mentor people"... That, when the interviewer then asked: "You mean he is a sort of Svengali figure?" Holly replied with: "Is he from Svengal? I didn't know that. Is Svengal in Africa?"...