All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That Rhys Ifans continued to remind Sienna Miller just what she's missing out on by getting into trouble with the police last night... That the coppers were summonsed after the actor hurled a bottle of Wife Beater (AKA Stella) at some paparazzi folk... That police escorted him to the nearby Groucho Club, where they questioned him for around 10 minutes before letting him go... That I'm not sure why WENN felt the need to circle the offending item, probably to make it more newsworthy... That, of Amy Winehouse's mystery illness, an informant told The Sun: "She'd been suffering horrible coughing fits and hurling up blood for a while (nice) but refused to be examined. Doctors now believe it is tuberculosis and are doing more tests to be certain"... That her performances at Nelson Mandela's birthday and Glastonbury have yet to be cancelled... That Jamie Lynn gave birth to a girl (via C Section) yesterday at 9am, banjo country time... That the baby has been named Maddie Briann - presumably after her aunty Britney and uncle Brian... That, when asked who he'd have a gay experience with, Craig David said: "It'd have to be Brad Pitt... or David Beckham - they're hot! You can't deny it. Every guy in the world thinks so"... That, when later asked who he would drag up as, Craig David said: "It would have to be Beyonce! You'd have to be hitting those 'Crazy In Love' high notes correctly. The shape like an hourglass - you can't go wrong with the outfit!"... That Craig David needs to stop doing interviews... That Sarah Harding has been dumped by her boyfriend Tom Crane after she was pictured with her (straight) backing dancing, Jackson Williams, just that one time too many... That she was last pictured bobbing about the Mediterranean, straddling a jet ski behind Jackson... That Colin Farrell has married Dalkey girl Muireann McDonnell on the sly... That Fern Cotton said lately: "I think I look younger and quite innocent without make-up. But I have weird pancake ears and a major issue with my forehead. I look like an egg!"... That Naomi Campbell has pleaded guilty to all four of her assault related charges... That she will be sentenced "at a later date"... That, of his booze related rampage somewhere in Nicaragua, Abs McConaughy said: "Nicaragua is a beautiful place, epic waves... And yes, I'm still looking for my left flip-flop"... That Darren Day was charged with drink driving in Wales on Wednesday... That he was bailed and will appear in court in Cardiff on July 2nd... That Ashley Olsen is dating Justin Bartha... That you might know him best as Riley Poole from National Treasure: Book of Secrets... That, of being pulled up about that voice message he left his daughter last year, Alec Baldwin said: "Well, if you have four bad days in four straight years, then all four of them are depicted in the media, then yeah. The other 360 days of the year, when you're just handing out lollipops and riding unicorns through cotton-candy forests and everything's so magical, they don't report that"...