That Madonna and Guy Ritchie will announce their divorce after the former's nether flashing tour comes to a close on November 29th... That a source said the couple "live like brother and sister rather than husband and wife, and thought it best to call it a day"... That Ritchie's next port of call will be a dependant bimbo half his age... That Mark Ronson earned £1million for playing the 21st birthday party of British haulage heiress, Freya Dawson... That he played a 45 minute set... That Larry Birkhead bought his daughter, Dannielynn, two bits of lingerie that her now deceased mother, Anna Nicole Smith, wore at a Playboy shoot... That Birkhead said: "I have a lot of history I have to put together that she doesn't really know about (cause she's about 2). Playboy was such a big part of Anna's career"... So were pharmaceuticals, but hopefully he'll refrain from collecting them... That Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone will star in a Bollywood film called Incredible Love... That the plot will focus on an "Indian stuntman who finds fame in Hollywood to the detriment of his love life"... That Britney Spears is a real-life Dodo bird, according to these pictures of her attempting to leave LAX airport after visiting Jamie Lynn... That a source told US Magazine: "Britney's security was not equipped to handle the situation. It was mass chaos with photographers standing on the escalator with Britney and she literally had nowhere to go. Her bodyguards had no idea what to do"... So they started "throwing punches with a pap"... That Jennifer Aniston went to the other extreme when landing in Heathrow's Terminal 5 on Sunday... That she was accompanied by "a huge security entourage comprising eight airport security guards, four policemen and two armed anti-terror officers"... That she was London to see John Mayer support The Police, and left less than 24 hours later via private jet... That Gary Glitter, who's currently serving time in Vietnam for molesting (far more than) two girls, plans to bring out an album after his release in August... That, of Naomi Campbell, Donald Trump said: "She has a little anger management problem. You don't want to mess with Naomi. But she's a good woman. I know her well and she's a good woman"... That she's a good woman if you're someone of note, not the hired help... That a source said of Rhys Ifans: "He is going to the pub first thing in the morning. He is desperate to get (Sienna) back and has been doing things to remind her how in love they are, such as bombarding her with their favourite Ella Fitzgerald and Edith Piaf CDs"... That nothing says romance like booze and bombardment... That Boy George has been refused entry to America... That Martha Stewart has been refused entry to the UK... That Paul McCartney said: "A lot of people go to the gym on a Monday. With meat-free Mondays, it's a bit like going to the gym but with the added advantage of protecting the planet... One of the most significant conclusions of the recent report on climate change was that we should eat less meat. This is not the Vegetarian Society that said that. It's the UN"...