All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That you can expect Charlotte Church, who is pregnant with her second child, to say the following statement when she appears on this week's Friday Night With Jonathan Ross: "I want all my babies by the time I'm 32. I want between four and six, and Gavin wants eight. We're trying to create a little rugby team. We want to have our babies young. Then I'm going to get married and look fabulous"... That not many people look too fabulous after birthing a rugby team... That Roxanne Pallet, AKA the hot one that plays Jo, has quit Emmerdale... That, instead of going on his planned Caribbean holiday with Sienna, Rhys Ifans is going to celebrate his 40th birthday in his native Wales... That a source said: "He'll be meeting up with his bandmates and having a few jamming sessions to help him forget about his romantic troubles"... That Ifans' band, The Peth, are due to embark on their first tour - according to The Sun... That Lily Allen was spotted watching a stick thin Courtney Love perform at Diablo Cody's 30th birthday... That Britney and Kevin's latest custody hearing has resulted in the former being able to spend one night a week with her sons... That Jamie Lynn Spears hired a lookalike to drive home from hospital in a car with her fiance Casey and her mum Lynn... That the 17-year-old "slipped out the back entrance, with her daughter, to a car and a police escort waiting" to bring her home... That Kerry Katona has been given til the 7th of August to obtain €199,000 to pay the remainder of her €528,000 tax bill... That, of the new series of the American Celebrity Apprentice, The Donald said: "Because The Apprentice did so well last time around, lots of people want to be on it. Including Heather Mills. We start shooting in four weeks. The names will be revealed then"... That, during his relationship with Minka Kelly, John Mayer said: "I don't really get this Jennifer Aniston thing"... That didn't stop him dumping Minka for her... That Heather Locklear has admitted herself to rehab in Arizona for "anxiety and depression"... That, according to a witness was queuing with a nun and Steven Tyler in a SoHo Starbucks, "The nun started jumping up and down and yelling to Tyler 'Have a good day' and, 'I can't believe that you are in my Starbucks!'"... That celebrity worship knows no bounds - even if it means going to hell for breaking one of the Ten Commandments...