That Colin Farrell didn't get married to Muireann McDonnell in secret... That he has, in fact, been dating English writer Emma Forrest for the past six months... That Matthew Horne of Gavin and Stacey fame is dating The Whip's Fiona Daniel... That she's his type - dark hair and looks like a cute alien... That Kim Kardashian refused to "meet her fans" at the Monte Carlo TV Festival because she wasn't wearing false eyelashes: "Kim was so upset when her stylist forgot fake eyelashes, she refused to leave her dressing room. Kim wouldn't come out until her stylist tracked down the exact lashes she wanted"... That no one cares about your eyes, Kim... That David Beckham wants to launch his own mineral water called H230... That, of the whole 'there's Hulk Hogan rubbing lotion on to his daughter's hoop' debacle, Brooke Hogan said: "I know I'm a grown woman, but it's like he's touching an old car. He used to change my diaper!"... That Nicole Kidman said of her marriage to Keith Urban: "We just gently, gently sort of fell into each other. We were just two lonely people who went: 'Ah, there you are'"... That's a roundabout way of saying "we settled"... That Charlize Theron recently said: "To be a diva takes a lot of energy and so that's why I don't do it because I just don't have the energy. It's a lot of work to be a diva. People forget. It's hard to yell at people and it's really hard to hit them. If I had more energy I would do it"... That Nelson Mandela has removed Naomi Campbell from the line up for his Hyde Park event this weekend... That a source said: "Naomi was slated to introduce some of the acts on stage as she has done with 46664 concerts in the past, but she has been informed that this time she can only sit in the grandstand"... That'll hit her where it hurts... That Denise Richards said: "My kids (who are both under 4 years of age) are in therapy. It's very sad that they need to be there, but they do for now. If I can help anyone feel better about their kids being in therapy then something else good has come of this, too"... That Justin Timberlake said: "I have OCD mixed with ADD, you try living with that"...