All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That Jamie Hince has ordered in 30 extra bogroll for himself, Kate Moss and The Kill's crew for their stint in Glastonbury... That a source said: "Jamie had organisers ship in extra supplies of recycled Nouvelle to keep his band and girlfriend comfortable"... That he could've at least splashed out on some Immodium... That Nicole Richie will "appear as a former high school bully on spi-fi drama, Chuck"... That the producers of the film franchise Batman want Clint Eastwood to play Gotham City's Mayer in the next film... That Lily Allen recently said: "I'm not very good at keeping clothes clean, especially when I'm going to festivals and stuff just because, you know, it is quite muddy and not really the best place for couture dresses. But I'm not banned from borrowing things from people. I think I had one instance when I tried to borrow some shoes from Christian Louboutin and they wouldn't let me because the last time they lent me some, my dog had chewed the heel off!"... That Adele said: "Colin Firth's my ideal man. I think it's because he's Darcy in Bridget Jones. He's charming and very British. I want a British husband but I would go with Justin (Timberlake) if he wanted me... That Charlotte Church said: "I've never found someone that can drink me under the table. I probably never will. Maybe Gavin, but that's it. I don't advocate binge drinking, but it happens"... That Mini-Me, AKA Verne Troyer, is suing TMZ for posting a clip of him having sex with an ex-girlfriend... That you do not want to see it, trust me... That Ian 'Gandalf' McKellen has taken up Thai kickboxing at the sprightly age of 69... That a source said: "His trainer really puts him through his paces"... I bet he is... That Enrique Iglesias said: "Oh I'm not married, no. I mean I was married. I was married, seriously. I was married a year ago to Anna and I don't know what happened. We're not married anymore but we are kind of still in contact"... That, of his wife being asked to pose in Playboy, Lost Boy Corey Feldman said: "When Hugh Hefner asked us himself, it was very moving. Hef has been a friend for a long time - he was at our wedding. It was hard to say no. Being that it was art (?), we didn't want to make it a business thing, so she basically did it for free... I'm very proud. She's a beautiful girl and deserves to be worshipped." That you can, um, worship over Mrs. Feldman from August onwards...