All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That, when questioned on Australian radio about Jessica Simpson's Only Real Girls Eat Meat t-shirt, PETA member Pamela Anderson said: "I think she is a bitch and whore. Actually, I don't know if she was talking about food or men"... That's a bit of an extreme outburst... Then again, Pammy is in Australia trying to drum up press before her entry into their Big Brother House... That Ashley Cole gatecrashed the Manchester X-Factor auditions to bring (a rather mumsy looking) Cheryl for a birthday dinner... That he then brought his 25-year-old wife, and her friends and family, to Wings Restaurant for a meal... I trust she didn't order Spotted Dick or Toad in The Hole... That, of Mary-Kate Olsen ribbing her ex-schoolmate while promoting The Wackness on Letterman, Spencer Pratt said: "I don't really get why she'd use my name to get press for her little indie film that no one's going to see. She should probably focus more on not getting dressed in the dark than on me. I know I've made it in Hollywood when a famous troll is talking about me on Letterman. I forgive her, though. She's had to go through life as the less cute twin, which must be tough"... That Spencer was dancing around Heidi's handbag at the time... That Ronnie Wood recently admitted himself to the Priory after a wine tasting session... That Kerry Katona said: "My kids idolise their daddy, I just wish they got to see him more. I don't think it's right that Brian doesn't phone and see the kids as much as he should. He's over again in two weeks and I've got to take the girls out of school for another four days because that's the only time he can see them. He should get his priorities right. He needs to grow up. There's kids involved... It makes me really angry because the kids are going to go through these archives and all these comments are going to come up"... That she best stop doing interviews about her kids in Heat Magazine then... That Kelly Osbourne was too upset about the death of her mother's dog to do interviews at Glastonbury... That Lily Allen managed to perform with Mark Ronson a few hours after her Nana Allen passed away... That Desperate Housewives and Heroes have not received any Emmy Award nominations this year... That there is a God... Shows that are in the running for the Best Comedy award include Family Guy, Entourage, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Flight Of The Conchords, The Office, Pushing Daisies, and Weeds... Those up for Best Drama include Boston Legal, Dexter, Friday Night Lights, Grey's Anatomy, House, Lost, Mad Men, The Tudors and The Wire...