All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That Angelina Jolie has been admitted to hospital in France to sprout her twins... That a source said: "Nadine Bauer, a spokeswoman for the Lenval Hospital in Nice, says Jolie is fine and that everything is going well. She said the actress' admittance to the hospital's maternity wing had been planned for some time. Bauer said Jolie will almost certainly remain in the hospital until she gives birth"... That's a bonus... Speaking of bonuses - this is the hospital in question, according to WENN... That it looks like the head of a giant robot, circa Short Circuit, emerging from the sand to surprise some unsuspecting sunbathers... That I should start taking a lunchbreak... That Kimberly Stewart was asked to leave the backstage area of John Mayer's recent Hard Rock gig because Jennifer Aniston wasn't happy with her presence... That, when she was removed for the second time, Kimberly was heard squawking: "Why doesn't he want me here? Is this because of her?!"... That a source said: "She totally embarrassed herself, but Jen looked relieved"... That I'm not sure whether said source was referring to Kimberly or Jennifer... That the winner of this year's Apprentice, Lee McQueen, rang in sick on his first day working for Sir Alan... That runner-up, Claire Young, did indeed land a job with Birmingham City manager, Karren Brady... That, of the new Harry Potter film, Daniel Radcliffe said: "There's a fair amount of sexual energy and drug parallels. We have a couple of Trainspotting moments. That's two films I never thought would be mentioned in the same breath"... That, of his teendom, Jack Black said: "I'm lucky to be alive - I don't think I was completely sane. They should have put me in jail. Plus, I was doing coke and sniffing glue, I stole from my mum. It was a bad time, but most teens have reckless spells"... That Ulrika Jonsson said: "I just love this feeling of having a child. As any woman consumed by the need to procreate will vouch, it's not an emotion you can brush to one side. I don't understand women who don't want to have children. I don't mean that in a derogatory way, but my instinct is to mate"... That Ulrika currently has four children courtesy of different fathers... That Chloe Madeley, the 21-year-old daughter of Richard and Judy, has disrobed for FHM... That The Mighty Boosh band will perform publicly for the first time in Kent this weekend... That a source said: "Noel (Fielding) and The Edge (yep, from U2) have become really pally. The Edge has been giving Noel lots of guidance and advice about the band over the phone. He really loves the show and is keen to help out Noel any way he can"... That Mark Ronson will produce the album... That Rose McGowan and Robert Rodriguez's engagement has come to an end... That it might have something to do with producers wanting a "bigger name" (AKA Jessica Alba) to play Rodriguez's remake of Barbarella... That the director left his wife of 16 years, who bore him five children, to have an affair with McGowan while filming Grindhouse in 2006... That Kirsti Kaufmann, the mother of Michael Lohan's secret child, has gotten OK! Magazine to pay for a DNA test... That TMZ said: "If the result is positive, he will take the time to speak to his children about it, face-to-face. Then he will release the information to the media. He is adamant that his children hear from him first"... That's a first...