All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That Paris Hilton is pitching a celebrity version of The View... Let me rephrase that; Paris Hilton is pitching a bigger embarrassment to female kind than The View... That the Chicago Sun Times said: "Just imagine Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, Tori Spelling - as well as (Denise) Richards, Hilton and her former The Simple Life co-star, Nicole Richie - together in one big two-hour special sharing 'their side' of what it's like to be them"... That I'd rather not... That the concept has "intrigued a couple of cable channels initially contacted about the concept: Bravo and Lifetime"... I rest my case... That Britney is secretly dating Adnan again, six months after their initial split... That a source said: "Everyone is amazed that Brit has taken him back. Perhaps she couldn't live without him but these rumours keep going round that he's got some naughty tapes and that Brit is determined to get her hands on them. It seems extraordinary but with Brit you can never rule anything out!"... That another divulged to MailOnline: "Britney's really scared that Adnan has a sex tape. She wants to get it out of his hands"... That the smart thing to do would be to quietly offer him money for them or, I dunno, not let yourself be filmed in the first place. Unless *gasps* this is some sort of publicity stunt... That, of sticking golf related paraphernalia (namely golf balls) down his top for poops and chortles, Jack Black admitted the following: "I could get a baker's dozen with my man boobs"... It's amazing the secrets actors are willing to disclose in order to promote a film (Kung Fu Panda is currently running in a cinema near you)... That former Bond actor Pierce Brosnan sadly uttered: "I'd love to see a musical of Springsteen songs. His songs have got such imagery and poetry. I would like to star in it - I'd have a crack at it. I really enjoyed doing Mamma Mia! so why not? In for a penny, in for a pound!"... Thanks for the honesty, Pierce... That Apprentice Lee McQueen still hasn't managed to start his new job with Sir Alan as yet, thanks to a bout of skitters he got while holidaying... That a source said: "Lee picked up a virus from Spain. He's been on the phone to Sir Alan every 10 minutes telling him how often he's been to the loo"... That a big-screen version of Friends is not going ahead, contrary to earlier reports this week, with Warner Bros saying there was "no truth in the story"... That Matthew Perry's spokesperson, Lisa Kasteler, added: "Nothing is happening in this regard, so the rumour is false"... That, if the film went ahead, would it have canned laughter?... That Wesley Snipes, despite being on appeal with a view to being incarcerated for three years thanks to tax evasion, has been allowed to fly to Bangkok for 8 weeks to shoot Chasing The Dragon... That Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves are having a boy... That Ashlee and Pete Wentz are having a boy... That Jason Statham is dating Sarah Larson... That Mandy Moore has split with her troubadour boyfriend Ryan Adams... That Ryan said: "Mandy is one of those genuinely sweet angelic people you wish to meet your whole life. I am grateful for our friendship and how it allowed us both to grow and learn more... Unfortunately I am allergic to paparazzi and have found the best antidote to that sort of nonsense is staying behind the guitar and typewriter, staying close to my support group of friends and bandmates and not engaging in activities that prevent me from taking care of myself or others. I found the entire speculation and subsequent photographs and intrusions terrifying and only wish to live as normal a life as possible"... That Bozo the Clown (Larry Harmon) has died aged 83...