All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That Kerry Katona and Mark Croft are planning on opening a caravan park on the Orkney islands... That The Sun said: "they'll team up to lay on traditional campsite entertainment - just like classic British comedy Hi-De-Hi!"... A source "joked" that "Mark and Kerry have been accused of being trailer trash so many times - so it's quite fitting they should chose to open a caravan park"... That David Beckham will appear on Sesame Street... That he "almost comes to blows with Oscar Grouch"... That, of people saying Usher is an utter narcissist for naming his son after himself, the singer attempted to defend himself by saying: "He's called Usher because he looks so much like me. He looks so much like me it would have been hard to call him anything else. It was the obvious choice. It's really changed me for the better, he's a great kid"... That Usher then walked around with baby Usher singing "me, me, me, me, meeeeee"... That Lily Cole, having tired of a man nearly twice her age (Jude Law), is now dating a man thrice her age... That it's 62-year-old Brian Ferry... That a witness at London's Cipriani (where they dined with two friends) said: "They were deep in conversation with each other - the other two didn't say a word. She was following his every word like a lovesick puppy. They left the restaurant separately but met up one street away before getting into separate cars headed for Claridge's hotel"... That Rhys Ifans said: "The thing is everyone thinks I am really sad about Sienna, so I agree and say 'Oh yes'. The fact is I'm not".... That I don't believe him... That, of her split with George Clooney, Sarah Larson said: "I don't regret spending time with him. We still remain friends and have kept in touch. In fact, we spoke over the phone a couple of days ago. Most people know George has a great sense of humour and is an adept storyteller. But I will always love his extraordinary dance moves"... That the face of Agent Provocateur, Maggie Gyllenhaal, said this of her first ad campaign: "I was a but surprised. Somehow I hadn't understood that there'd be all these pictures of me out there in my underwear. I did it as an art project"... And for the money that comes with a massive advertising campaign/"ort prewject"... Here is Maggie appearing in another ort project - a picture entitled Randomness, an Ode To... That Matthew McConaughey has sold his baby's first pictures to the highest bidder... That OK! Magazine is willing to shell out $3 million... That a source said: "His publicist, Alan Nierob, begged him not to work with (OK!) because he's considered an A-lister"... That the current issue of OK! has 17-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears and her baby on the cover... That, of Jennifer Aniston finding "a batch" of written love letters in JohnMayer's guitar case, a source said: "Jennifer was more hurt than angry at the discovery. The letters surprisingly were very touching and well written"... That TMZ have a hand written note from Colin Farrell to the owner of a parked car he accidentally rammed near the Chateau Marmont in Hollywood... That the note says: "Owner of (insert reg here). Did a bad thing! Deepest apologies. Of course my insurance will cover it. Mobile number is (bloody TMZ blurred it out). Signed Squiggle Farrell...