All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That Katie Price/Jordan wants to adopt a disabled orphan from Bulgaria... That Mitch Winehouse has started suffering from "stress-related panic attacks" since "looking after" his daughter and has taken himself off to Spain for a spot of relaxation... That Mitch said: "I'm awaiting the results of tests. I'm going away for a few days and we will see what happens after that"... More media generating "drama" I'd imagine... That, while staying in a hotel while performing in Nigeria, Jay-Z asked for the following from room service: "One giant watermelon was split in two and ornately carved into a mould of Beyonce's boobs. Two cherries were used as nipples"... That Jennifer Lopez is training for a triathlon, a whole eight months after having twins... That Miley Cyrus is now dating her Hannah Montana co-star, Lucas Till... That Katie Holmes said: "I find that as I get older I am excited to get older. There are more things for me to learn. I realise that I don't know as much as I thought I did. I like looking back and seeing pictures of the past because that is 'who' I created for me. That is what I was doing. I appreciate it more and more. Every day I try to find out more things about myself. I love changing"... That she then danced off into the woods, Monty Burns stylee... That, of Kate Moss and JamieHince's split, a source said: "Things haven't been great since Glastonbury. The problem is, Kate doesn't always get her own way with Jamie and it leads to friction and arguments. She wanted to join him on stage at Glastonbury, and he wouldn't allow it. Kate's also very possessive and quite jealous about any female attention Jamie attracts, which also leads to rows. He's quite relieved to be having some time out, to be honest"... That Kate Moss is currently in Sardinia with Davinia Taylor... That, between the news of her and Christiano Ronaldo holidaying there, it's only a matter of time before the island paradise is overrun with tourists... That, of MP Lembit Opik being dumped by Gabriela, her mother Magrit Irimia said: "She doesn't want to be his wife or have a baby. She's not ready to settle down. I've always been disturbed by Lembit's insecurity. When you're in a relationship you're supposed to be happy and confident. He never seemed like that. Gabriela got a huge number of calls from him to discuss the same thing again and again and is given a hard time when she has to go to work. For now, she's had enough. She wants to be left on her own to break free and decide her future"... That's it's funny how the split happened around the launch date of their Living With The Cheeky Girls show... The fact that we're only hearing about it a week later is indicative of the interest level in the girls...