That Girls Aloud put on quite a visual show at Sandan Park Racecourse last night... That Sarah flashed her hoop, before engaging in the Monster Mash, while Cheryl attempted to locate the rest of herself in her dress and Nadine had to be reminded where she was several times... That whoever said Nicola Roberts isn't hot can start horsing into their words right about now... That it's NOT just the lighting... That their tour of racecourses around Britain continues tonight in Newmarket... That Gavin and Stacey writer/star Ruth Jones has landed her own radio show on BBC Radio Wales. That she said: "It'll be like having friends over the house for brunch. We'll go through the papers, have a coffee, maybe a bacon bap or two and a nice chat, y'know, just relaxed and easy. Easy like Sunday morning"... That the show starts at 10.00am... The very best of luck, Ruth... That Pink is dating a "fellow tatted up gal" called Hopey Rock (she's the lady on the right)... Why she bothered marrying a man in the first place is confounding... That RonnieWood's marital tangent, Ekaterina, said the following to The Sun now that she's back in a dingy flat in Norf Landan: "I will never betray him. As long as there is a chance of happiness for me and Ronnie I have nothing to say." That, instead of following her promise to keep shtum through, she went on to say: "I need to speak to Ronnie. My life's been turned upside down by all this. My mum's health has suffered and I just want all of this to go away. I love him and I'm standing by him"... That I doubt he'd be too chuffed with open declarations of love to the press while he's trying to win his wife back... That T4 host Rick Edwards said of Mika: "I really can't abide the man. He makes me feel simultaneously angry and sad"...