All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That Coleen McLoughlin now considers herself to be a DJ, in addition to being a "journalist", after pressing some buttons on a CDJ machine at Liverpool's H Bar on Saturday night... That, of the conception of Brad and Angelina's recently born twins, US Weekly said: 'They conceived through in vitro fertilization,' a well-placed source within their camp tells Us. 'They both desperately wanted more babies soon.' The chance of having fraternal twins at Angelina's age (33) naturally is under 1 percent; with in vitro, the chances are 25 percent. The actress chose the procedure (which can cost around $12,000 a pop) so 'she wouldn't have to deal with the stress of trying to get pregnant'"... Only Angelina Jolie would consider sex with Brad Pitt a chore... That the couple have asked Bono to be the twins' godfather. A source said: "Brad and Angie think the world of Bono. They have been friends for years. Brad is a massive U2 fan and told Bono how much he admired him when they were introduced at a party a few years back"... That the godmother's identity has yet to be divulged but some sources say it could me Angelina's ex-girlfriend Jenny Shimzu... That there's something very unsettling about parents happily posing beside a pristine wax effigy of their daughter, while the real thing is no doubt off head butting a wall somewhere... That a source on the set of Gossip Girl said: "It's gotten crazy, they (co-stars Blake Lively and Penn Badgley) are all over each other after every single take. They're constantly making out, and it's making everyone uncomfortable. He's in scenes with this new cute brunette, and Blake is all over him after wards. And no one on set is talking to the new girl be cause they don't want to upset Blake"... That someone in Playboy has a covert horn for Hulk Hogan in drag, as Brooke has been asked to pose nude for the magazine... That she might decline the offer given her staunch feminist stance... That Tori Spelling is releasing a book about motherhood entitled Mommywood... I didn't think she could surpass the brilliance of her debut title, sTori Telling... That, of his debut piece of literature "slating" his sister, Christopher Ciccone said: "There are plenty of things I left out of the book. And things that the lawyers and editors took out... I will admit to a guilty pleasure in watching her squirm"... That the New York Post reckon Madonna is "in cahoots with her brother" and even "ghost-wrote parts of" it... In other "news" to weirdly coincide with the launch of her world tour, Madonna and Guy will renew their wedding vows in a Kabbalah ceremony... That Sean Bean was arrested last week "on suspicion of assaulting his wife"... That ChristianBale's former assistant Harrison Cheung said: "Christian is not a bad soul, just a deeply troubled one. Cheung added that the tortured characters Bale portrays on screen were similar to his own personality. People say Christian is a great Batman because he brings a darkness to the role. But I know the real Christian and I know the darkness is not an act"...