All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That a whole three blokes turned up to see Abi Titmuss in WH Smiths in London's Liverpool Street train station yesterday, despite her going to great efforts to 'sign' her name (presumably for the aurally challenged in attendance) at a book launch in Lakeside shopping centre earlier in the week. She was there to sign copies of The Secret Diaries Of Abigail Titmuss, which "spills the beans on lovers including shamed TV host John Leslie"... That Madonna is starting to scare me... That her manager, Guy Oseary, is releasing a book about the singer in October called Madonna: Confessions. That it's a "224-page coffee-table book of photos from her 2006 world tour" and it "is timed to hit stores" around the launch of her Sticky and Sweet tour... That Linda Hogan, mother of incarcerated Nick Hogan, turned up to Pinellas County Prison to wish her son a happy 18th birthday... That she arrived wielding a skateboard... That skateboarding is all the rage in prison cells across the the States... That Courtney Love recently said: "We all agree that 'KOOKOO BANANAS' the phrase is mine? I'm flattered other people are using it. I just wanted to establish that it's mine"... That I believe said phrase belongs to Marge Simpson... That Kelsey Grammer admitted himself to hospital after suffering from bouts of dizziness... That it could be due to the medication he's been on since having a heart attack two months ago...  That George Michael plans to wheel out Andrew Ridgeley to play a few Wham! tracks at two of his London gigs next month... That a source said: "He's keeping his cards close to his chest, but many are predicting that he'll reunite with Andrew to sing a track or two"... That I hope Andrew's overcome his crippling stage fright... That Prince Charles asked Dita Von Teese to perform at PrinceHarry's impending 24th birthday party when he was told he was "a dancer"... That a source said: "She was stunned when he suggested the idea, explaining that his son loved a good dance. But [Charles] gnawed his fist to within an inch of its knuckle when his aides explained what sort of dancing she did for a living. Poor Charles was so embarrassed when he realised what he'd done. He genuinely had no idea about her raunchy stage act"... That, to be fair, her name gives NOTHING away... That designer Mark Jacobs has married his Brazilian lover, Lorenzo Martone, in a civil ceremony in France... That veteran actor/director Richard Attenborough said: "Thirty years ago, if Gary Cooper pulled out a gun the audience would give a sharp intake of breath. Now the act of violence is the norm and we in the entertainment industry are partly responsible in making the presence of weapons such as knives almost an acceptable commonplace… So now knife crime is not thought of as something that is horrific and to be abhorred. It is part of normal existence"...