All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That, despite his impromptu photo shoot, Rhys Ifans was the one to dump Kimberly Stewart after his Primrose Hill mates gave his grief for cavorting with a "tacky Californian"... That, according to The Sun, "Ronnie Wood has booked his Russian lover into a secret hotel near to his rehab clinic"... That the 62-year-old "introduced" his 20-year-old lover (who can be seen here "desperately avoiding" the papps outside London's Punk club, for the second week running) to his fellow patients, one of which said: "They were holding hands and Ronnie introduced her to everyone as his girlfriend, Kat. It's very weird to see - she looks like she could be his granddaughter. He is obviously very fond of her"... That Ronnie's wife of 23 years, Jo, has refused to visit him in rehab since he informed her that he "loves them both but can't decide between them"... No doubt he loves them both, just with different parts of his being... That Christina Applegate has been diagnosed with breast cancer... Applegate's publicist said: "Benefiting from early detection through a doctor-ordered MRI, the cancer is not life threatening. Christina is following the recommended treatment of her doctors and will have a full recovery. No further statement will be issued at this time"... That, of his recent heart attack, Kelsey Grammer said of his wife, Camille: "She's been amazing. She was the rock, she really was the rock. The people that took care of me did a great job and got me back on track... I certainly didn't want to be a statistic who died at 53. If I can have several years ahead of me that I hope are full of life and love and some artistic reward, that's what I value"... That Camille is Kelsey's third wife. She's a former Playboy model and has given him two children "via a surrogate mother"... That So Solid's Harvey had to be cautioned by police over the weekend after "a huge row kicked off" between him and his fiancee Javine Hylton... That the rapper "threatened" Javine "with a knife" after she "threw all his clothes out of their London home when he stayed out all night last week"... That, somewhere, Alesha Dixon is dancing her socks off... That an insider close to Ms Dynamite said she's "looking for work on a reality TV show" as "She's desperate to get back into the public eye but finding it so difficult"... That the curse of the Mercury Music Prize strikes again... That Britney Spears believes she'll be able to get joint custody of her sons, with an insider divulging to the Daily Mirror: "Britney is doing the utmost to stay out of the limelight and lay low, and just focus on her work. She is determined to be taken seriously by the courts... She wants regular drug and alcohol tests to prove she is a reformed mum. She thinks that by ditching the pink wigs and bad boyfriends it will help her case"... That, of the paparazzi situation in LA, Chief William Bratton said: "If you notice, since Britney started wearing clothes and behaving, Paris is out of town not bothering anybody, thank God, and evidently, Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don't seem to have much of an issue"... That Lohan took exception to this comment and issued the following: "Police chiefs shouldn't get involved in everyone else's business when it comes to their personal life. It's inappropriate"... That Dina Lohan is throwing a "lavish party" for Lindsay and Samantha Ronson to celebrate their pending "commitment ceremony"... A source said: "Dina is still working on the date of the party but it's looking like towards the end of the year. Lindsay's new album Spirit In The Dark is out in November, so around then." Nothing is sacred anymore... That, if TV Guide Magazine is to be believed, Charlie Sheen is the "highest paid US TV actor this year"... That he earns $825,000 (€53,000) per episode of Two and a Half Men... That anything is possible...