All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That, in true celebrity style/hastiness, model Agyness Deyn (who was christened the much nicer name of Laura Hollins) and Strokes member Albert Hammond Jr. are getting married... A source said: "They just got engaged. It happened within the past few days. They're really sweet. They basically haven't been apart for more than three seconds in the past two months"... Wooo, two whole months, they must know each other backwards... Here they are, madly in love, backstage at T4 on The Beach in Weston-Super-Mare... That Mr. and Mrs. Ritchie's Mayfair boozer, The Punchbowl, is being investigated for ripping off tourists... That, according to "drinkers" in Madonna and Guy's pub, the price of a pint is 40p cheaper if you're a local... That the head of trading standard, Sue Jones, said: "Given the allegations made the council will be seeking to speak to the licensee"... That, upon his release from hospital, Morgan Freeman said: "I'm doing very well. I feel real good. I just really, I thank the staff at Elvis Presley (Hospital) and many, many thanks to my many well-wishers. It's great to know people care about you"... Only in America could you attend a hospital named after a rockstar who died on the jacks, while possibly clutching a hamburger... That Kanye West must've caught an episode of Hollyoaks while touring as he's set his sights on Jennifer Metcalfe, who plays Mercedes McQueen... That, according to The Mirror, the rapper has posted "a string of pictures" of the actress on his official blog... That's mature... That Last Choir Standing presenter, Nick Knowles, said of his time as an alter boy: "My friend and I found some 'rare herbs' and swapped it for the incense for a laugh. The priest wafted it over the congregation and got everyone chilled out. It was a lovely service!"... That, as if Mitch Winehouse presenting his own BBC radio show (in DannyBaker's absence) wasn't inappropriate enough, he's now dragging on his daughter to act as an Agony Aunt... A source said: "Amy has always been nifty with the advice. Although she often gets herself into pickles, she is very honest, very caring and very perceptive when it comes to dealing with other people's problems. Like the rest of us, she's sick of all her problems being on everyone else's lips and really wants to focus on other people for a change. It will work well, as long as listeners refrain from the obvious temptation of asking her questions about herself"... That Javier Bardem let out a "booming laugh" every time he appeared in a sex scene with Scarlett Johansson, Rebecca Hall and (his actual girlfriend) Penelope Cruz at the New York premier of Vicky Christina Barcelona... That Brad Pitt has agreed to star in Tarantino's remake of World War II epic Inglorious Bastards... That Variety went with the headline "Brad Pitt is Officially a Bastard"... That, just weeks after partaking in his first surfing trip, newborn Levi McConaughey was carted off to a John Mellencamp concert by his father... That Matthew McConaughey said: "We took Levi to a John Mellencamp concert. (We want to make sure he's) equipped to be around the sights and sounds of people. Everyone talked about how, oh, you have a kid, life changes, it's like 180 degrees on a dime full stop. And a lot of them had an insinuation under that like, you have to stop living your life as you live it. That hasn't been the case"...  God bless Levi's little ears... That The Zuton's raised the spirits of 14 gig goers trapped in a lift at one of their concerts by "talking to them and passing drinks through a crack in the door"... That the fans were stuck in the lift for 90 minutes... That ToriSpelling's mother, Candy, has jumped on the autobiographical bandwagon: "I am close to signing a deal to write a book… I have lots of stories I've never told, and they will all be in my book"... That Pussycat Doll, Nicole Scherzinger (the one that sings), has been seen wearing the face off Black Eyed Pea, Will.I.Am, despite dating racing driver Lewis Hamilton since December of last year...