That, for those who give a toss, Rhys Ifans is back with Kimberly Stewart again - now that he's home from Ibiza and presumably looking for somewhere to stay... That 40-year-old homeless "rock stars" are so attractive... That Rod Stewart's ex-wife, 38-year-old Rachel Hunter, is seeing a hockey player 13 years her junior... His name is Jarret Stoll and they've been dating for two years... That John Mayer has split with Jennifer Aniston... That a source said the 30-year-old singer "took the decision to end things as he felt he just wasn't ready for the level of commitment that Jennifer deserved"... That's the nice way of putting it... That Jennifer has just finished filming He's Just Not That In To You... That Ronan Keating has been left "shaken" since his car was stolen from the front of his "mansion" in Portugal... That Jason Statham was removed from the Midsummer Night's Dream Party at the Playboy Mansion because he refused to be photographed with any bunnies... A source said: "he was escorted by five security guards off the property. It was rough"... That Scarlett Johansson plans to release another album despite lukewarm reviews for her collection of Tom Waits covers... That the actress said: "I would love to do another album. Right now, though, I'd like to focus on developing something to direct"... That, of Tom Cruise's wish to play a balding studio executive in Tropic Thunder, director Ben Stiller said: "Tom said, 'I want to play the studio guy. I want to dance, and I want to have big hands.' Tom was doing this little dance, and I was like, 'This is insane. If this thing was on YouTube, it would be all over the world'"... That it's been confirmed that Isaac Hayes died thanks to a stroke... He was in the process of being treated for high blood pressure... That I must cease my solid diet of beer and crisps... That, when asked what Olympic title he could win, P. Diddy said: "Who could have sex the longest. I think that's an event I can do well in. And probably who could stay up the longest. Just so you know, that's supposed to be funny... even though I am serious"... That several of you are mouthing the word "twat" right about now... That 80-year-old former Batman, and the current Mayor of Quahog, Adam West, wants to appear on ABC's Dancing With The Stars... That Billy Bob Thornton is to play Freddie Krueger in the 'new' Nightmare on Elm Street films... That, according to a poll (bizarrely) released by hotel chain Travelodge, the top five celebrities most people have nightmares about are as follows - 1: Amy Winehouse. 2: Marilyn Manson. 3: Gordon Brown. 4: Pete Doherty. 5: The Cheeky Girls...