All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That Britney Spears and Chris Brown are up for three awards at next month's VMA awards... That Sylvester Stallone is getting $1million to star in an advert for Russian vodka, despite Rambo going on a killing spree in Afghanistan... That, of Simon Cowell, Xtra Factor host Holly Willoughbaps said: "He has made comments that I look like a cake and I look like I've been dressed by my mum. He thinks he's Gok Wan"... That Colin Farrell, Johnny Depp and Jude Law have all pledged to give their fee for The Imaginarium of Dr Parnassus to Heath Ledger's daughter, Matilda... That Ledger was unable to complete filming his role as Tim due to his accidental overdose... That one of the stars of Pineapple Express, Craig Robinson, faces drug charges after being caught with "methamphetamines and ecstasy" in his car... Robinson is probably best known for his role in The Office: An American Workplace... He plays Darryl, who works in the warehouse... That, of playing golf in California, Vinnie Jones said: "I lose more balls than anyone on the course because I won’t go in the rough to get them. There are snakes everywhere and they give me the willies"... That Billy Bob Thornton is scared of castles... The actor said: "I don't know if it's a past life thing or what, but I'm pretty creeped out by them. When I go to England, I stay at a really, really modern hotel"... That Shilpa Shetty recently said: "When I found out Jade was going on Big Brother India I was as shocked as when I first met her. Why go through this again? But part of me was really happy because it is an opportunity to show how welcoming we are. She's going in as someone who has had misconceptions about our country. I hope Jade learns first hand about our culture and how wonderful our people are"... That Jade will get £100k for partaking. That a friend of Jo Wood's said: "Ekaterina is living in a fantasy world. To say she has won Ronnie is ridiculous, particularly as there isn't a competition. Ronnie is still trying to save his marriage and Jo is desperate to see him nursed back to health. For her this isn’t some schoolground contest with another woman. Ekaterina will never have what Jo and Ronnie have together. It’s about making sure the man she loves gets well again. That is her priority. This silly child is trying to play grown-ups"... That Phil Collins has had to fork out £25million over to his former wife - 35-year-old Orianne Cevey... That it's Phil's third divorce... That John Mayer, when cornered by paps, said: "There's no lying, there's no cheating, there's no nothing. Jennifer Aniston is the smartest, most sophisticated person I think I have ever met. People are different, people have different chemistry. I ended a relationship to be alone, because I don't want to waste somebody's time if something's not right"... That Eva Mendes said: "Before I was an actress, when Oasis were really hot in America, I went to LA to see them play. I had a crush on Liam Gallagher. I got backstage and met him. But I was so in awe of him, I couldn't say anything. He just looked at me as if I was dumb. Just thinking about it now makes me break out in a cold sweat"... That Nicole Appleton is currently breaking out in a cold one... That Calum Best said his MTV reality show, The Best Has Yet To Come, has been a "life line"... That it's also been a tool for delusion, what with him saying: "People might start to look at me with a view to Bond - or at least a Bond baddie"... That Russell Brand will play Frank N Furter in the remake of The Rocky Horror Picture Show...