All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That Jade Goody was informed she has cervical cancer while in the Brother Brother house in India... That she went back into the house in a "hysterical" state to inform her housemates... She has now been flown home for further tests and a meeting with her agent, Max Clifford... That Peaches is "moving to America" to start her wedded life with Boston native, Max Drummey (whose band "Chester French announced five UK tour dates days after the wedding")... That Bob is said to be "horrified as she is only a teenager"... That Bafta winner and writer/star of Gavin and Stacey, James Corden, has been given the job to write jokes on ice lolly sticks... That a spokesperson for Wall's ice cream said: "We want to relaunch the lolly sticks jokes and James is ideal. We also heard he was an ice cream fan"... That James has started dating Sheridan Smith of Two Pints of Larger and a Packet of Crisps fame... That, of her new single Overdosin' , Heidi Montag said on Ryan Seacrest's radio show: "Overdosin' is about when you fall in love with someone... and (you're) just overdosing off of their love"... That Ryan Seacrest, being the chief facilitator for celebrity swill, needs to be stopped... That one of the Den's Dragons, Theo Paphitis, said of fellow BBC show The Apprentice: "They all live in a house together and are given tasks - where do you recognise that? I don't think it’s challenging any more. I like Alan Sugar. I think he's fabulous. But the whole format and the things that the contestants do... It's not a million miles away from what happens in Big Brother, which isn't the most intellectually stimulating programme"... That, of Madonna, Piers Morgan said: "Purely on the back of her firm denial, I'm going to have a few quid on a Madonna divorce by Christmas. I remember once phoning Miss Rosenberg to ask her if Madonna was pregnant. 'No, no, no,' she insisted. 'Madonna. Is. Not. Pregnant.' The very next day, Madonna's pregnancy was announced on The Sun's website, with a corroborative quote from one Liz Rosenberg"... Purely based on the front cover of her brother's "tell all" book; I would wager that Madonna was involved in its orchestration - why else would such a pristine picture of her grace the sleeve?... That Catherine Zeta Jones said: "My (8-yeard-old) son went to his first drama lesson and he turned to his teacher and said, 'Don't worry, I'm a really good actor. It's in my genes'"... That the following happened backstage at V Festival when Kimberly Stewart was told she couldn't meet the Stereophonics: "Her head started wobbling and she yelled that she needed to see the band because they were friends of Rod. When it didn't work, she stropped off and told staff to get her a car back to London immediately. She was told it would take five minutes so she went nuts again. She spotted a car that was waiting and opened the door, despite being told it was already booked and luggage was loaded. She just threw the bags out, jumped in and ordered it away"... That Leonardo DiCaprio "is the worst dancer ever"... That Steve Coogan said: "I may be doing something for HBO soon, with Justin Theroux, who co-wrote Tropic Thunder. Watch this space, you may hear something soon"...