That John Prescott was "escorted" out of the Wellington Club by his new BFFC (for camera) Jodie Marsh... That The Sun says: "The politician is making a documentary on the British class system for BBC2", for which he was filming his "dining" experience with Marsh... That one shouldn't survey this photo on a full stomach... That Sir Bob has given Peaches' marriage his blessing... That her husband, Max Drummey, has "banned" Peaches from any of his UK gigs... A source said: "Max didn't really want her there. He wants the UK tour to pass without too much attention on him and Peaches. But she sorted out tickets another way so she'll be there. He wants to sort out where they go from here in private. But she's got her way, as usual"... That's a little embarrassing... That Tom Cruise flew "all night" so he could walk/chaperone Katie Holmes to her work on Broadway... A source said: "Some construction workers asked for a picture, but Tom politely said, 'Sorry guys, I can't stop. I'm walking my wife to work. She's got rehearsals (for All My Sons) to get to'"... That he had an aid walk ten paces behind them, holding a ghettoblaster aloft booming Roy Orbison... That Ricky Martin has suddenly become a father to twin boys... That he went the Clay Aiken/Michael Jackson route of enlisting a surrogate mother and a turkey baster... A source said: "The children, delivered via gestational surrogacy, are healthy and already under Ricky's full-time care. Ricky is elated to begin this new chapter in his life as a parent and will be spending the remainder of the year out of the public spotlight in order to spend time with his children"... Aaah, he's going spend a whole four months with them... before returning to this mysterious job of his in the "spotlight"... That, despite having twins, Jennifer Lopez is still residing up her own hoop... A source who witnessed Lopez recording an interview for Good Morning America said: "She couldn't understand why everyone is talking about that swimmer... She couldn't come up with Phelps' name, and then she yammered on about how she was the one training for a triathlon just six months after giving birth, and how that was the big story right now, not 'the swimmer'"... whose won 8 Olympic gold medals with nary a narcotic in sight... That Britney Spears' nigh-fabled duet with Justing Timberlake will go ahead for her next album... That she was meant to record with her ex for Blackout but "she just didn't turn up"... That she was rolling around the floor of her mansion with Sam Lufti on the day in question... That Lily Allen said: "I wake up every day and think I’m actually pretty bad at it. I work hard at getting better. But if this record flops, I’ll probably go back to school. I've always liked architecture"... That gives a new dimension to the term "safe as houses"... That Jack Osbourne is to star alongside the likes of Linford Christie, "in a new reality TV show, documenting life in prison"... That it's called Prisoner: X Series and will be aired by a British broadcaster (I'll hazard a guess and say ITV or Fiver) later this year... That anything with a large X in the title gets commissioned these days... That Matt Damon has become a father for the second time... That it's another girl... That Winona Ryder has been seen out on the prowl with Drew Barrymore's ex-husband, Tom Greene... That they sit around all day, being kooky and "rehearsing film roles" while battling their self-loathing issues... That, of Lindsay Lohan dating Samantha Ronson, her ex-fling Calum Best said: "I hope I didn’t turn her! I wish her all the best with whatever she does. And, if she's with a girl, then good for her. In this day and age, it's all good"... That he then asked if anyone had Dina's number handy... That, of Noel Gallagher slating her brother's songwriting skills on Chris Moyles' show last Friday, Samantha Ronson said: "He should stop focusing his energy on dissing people and go back to ripping off Beatles songs (brilliant)... far more productive..."