All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That the biggest showbiz story today entails Victoria Beckham showcasing her newly shorn hair at Marc Jacob's fashion show in New York last night... What an exciting world we live in... That the wily one timed the crop to coincide with news of her launching a new fashion range... That she's releasing "ten 'classy' figure-hugging dresses for women sized 8-14" in February, which means she'll have to grow about four sizes to wear one... That Jennifer Lopez attempted to bring attention to her post-baby figure by standing beside Victoria for most of the night... That Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston were seen having a drink together in Toronto's Hyatt Hotel... That it's their "first meeting since 2005"... A source said: "Brad is staying at the Hyatt and Jen went there for dinner. She and two of her pals had a drink afterwards and they joined Brad and chatted amicably for a bit"... Again; sooooo exciting... That, at the VMA after-show party, Kid Rock "jumped on tables and chairs and crashed through one table. And he broke around 20 glasses"... That Ashlee Simpson is the latest in a string of celebrities to find themselves pregnant with twins... That the father-to-be of said twins, Pete Wentz, has this to say in the upcoming edition of Playboy: "I pulled a trigger on a gun aimed at myself. My friend and I did one pull each. We'd been drinking and had taken Ambien. I feel stupid even talking about it. It's one of the reasons I've never owned a gun - I'm too impulsive. I'd probably get mad and shoot someone over a part in a song or something"... That's comforting... That Goldie's 22-year-old's son has gone on the run after being named as a suspect in a murder case. That's screams "innocent". That the Drum 'n Bass stalwart said: "My son is on the run. I tried to change his life, I tried to give him opportunities. I sat him down and said, 'Come and live with me, let's do this. Whatever college course you want to do, you'll do it.' I told him that I'd pay for anything he wanted to do. But he went the other way. This child of mine had every opportunity, that's the saddest thing about this. I feel like I've f**king failed already"... That Minnie Driver has given birth to her first child, a baby boy... That bankrupt Kerry Katona decided to by Mark Croft a Mercedes worth close to €100k on her 28th birthday... A source said: "It was her birthday not his but she is extremely generous when it comes to Mark - which is baffling because she is skint"... It's not that baffling; she's petrified of him leaving her... That the couple already own "four Porsches, a Ferrari, a Lamborghini, two Aston Martins, two Range Rovers and two BMWs"... That Ashton Kutcher is looking for projects to fill his time, so he's taken to coaching kiddies football and has launched his own "internet gossip series inspired by his wife Demi Moore's three young(?!) daughters"... That Kutcher said of the animated series, called Blah Girls: "I'm somewhat inspired by driving teenage girls to school in the morning and hearing the conversation in the back seat... Eventually it just becomes blah, blah, blah. That is their (teenage girls') voice but we don't make fun of them. We are making a comedic play on the fanaticism of the girls"... Serious actress, Rumour Willis, will be chuffed to hear that... That actress Elizabeth Banks, who co-stars with Seth Rogan in Kevin Smith's Zack and Miri Make a Porno, gracefully said of it's pending rating: "There's nothing worse in Zack and Miri than there was in Saw II, and that got an R rating... If I cut your throat and blood spews all over my face, it's an R. But if we have a lovely time together and you spew something else on my face, it's an NC-17"...