All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That Hugh Grant celebrated his 48th birthday with his ex-girlfriend Jemima Khan last night... That they enjoyed a dinner and then went back to his place... He's finally copped that hanging around college girls at student house parties aren't the way forward for a man his age... That someone who's yet to be enlightened is Anthony Kiedis... The Red Hot Chili Peppers frontman has dumped Heather Christie, a stunning model who recently gave birth to his first child... That he was seen "making out all night" with some bird called Laura Freedman at the Chateau Marmont recently... That Samantha Ronson plans to marry Lindsay Lohan within six months... That, during a DJ set at Chateau Marmont, she announced: "By the end of this year, my love will be Mrs Ronson. Tonight shows the power of a woman - to underestimate that is to underestimate the world"... Thankfully the couple have denied rumours that they plan to enlist one of Samantha's ex-boyfriends to aid them have a child... That the resident 'parlour singer' of Chateau Marmont, one Raymond, said "Samantha and Lindsay are the most in love Hollywood couple I've ever seen"... That does not bode well for the longevity of their union... Raymond added: "Every Friday night they come in here and do cheesy dancing. MC Hammer is their favourite"... That Naomi Campbell arrived late to start her first day of her 200 hour community service (you know, for causing a scene in Terminal 5 back in April) at a London soup kitchen. A source said: "she was spared from the shelter's more difficult chores like cleaning and was instead made to help with paperwork... It's usually pretty gruelling work but not for her. She was friendly enough and said hello but she didn't look too chuffed"... If she was imprisoned perhaps she'd have a bit more perspective... That the lady who voices Family Guy's Lois Griffen, Alex Borstein, has given birth to her first child... That Paris Hilton wants to duet with Britney Spears... If Jamie Spears has any sense, he'll get another barring order drafted... That Paris said: "My new album's out soon and it would be hot if I could do a duet with Britney. It is really poppy and sounds a bit like Kylie Minogue"... So, repetitive, overproduced and a bit on the shrill side... That Tess Daly calls her husband, Vernon Kay, 'Lydia'... That Vernon said: "Tess caught me singing along to Calamity Jane the other day, she thinks I'm a bit gay. I know all the songs from High School Musical and Mary Poppins, including the dance routine to It's A Jolly Holiday. I love all that stuff. My mum always said that if I'd have been born a girl, she would have called me Lydia - so now Tess always calls me that when she thinks I'm acting too much like a girl. But I don't let that stop me"... That Dannii Minogue is thinking about whipping her bits out for Playboy - for the second time... The X Factor judge said: "I did Playboy when it was cool(?!) and I shocked myself and many others, but it was liberating at the time. I would do it again. If the money was right, then sure. Who knows, it might happen this year, too"... That a girl's got to pay the bills, especially if she's being ousted from her current position... That we haven't heard the last from *N Sync... That the Kian Eagan of the group, Lance Bass, said: "We've always discussed it. It's always a possibility and we still owe some records to the record companies. It could be possibly a year, it could be five years from now. It depends on everyone's schedules kind of aligning together"... That his, Joey Fatone, JC Chasez and Chris whatshisface's schedules must be MANIC, cause Justin's just sitting around scratching his hoop... That Usher's wife is pregnant again... That Viggo Mortensen made a muppet out of himself while sitting on a panel of fellow actors while at the Toronto Film Festival... That the Danish actor, who was wearing a t-shirt exclaiming 'Impeach Remove Jail', started lamenting the things "that have been happening in the last eight years in this country"... That, when he was reminded he was in Canada, not America, the actor expressed his apologies to the Canadian audience and, no doubt, his American co-panelists - Matt Damon, Marisa Tomei and Josh Brolin...