That I'm still perplexed as to why Amanda Brunker told the press an ex-boyfriend blackmailed her for £500 to obtain a sex tape he had of her... Was it so she could appear on Page 7 of The Sun barely encased in a dodgy bikini?... To inform us that she once dated a pervert who was hard up for a few quid?... To remind us that she had an affair with James Nesbitt while his wife was pregnant?... Or to let us know that she's writing the sequel to Champagne Kisses and it'll be hitting bookshelves soon?... That Leona Lewis said: "I had no idea Jordan was a fan of horses. I want to be her best friend. I love horses and I'd love to meet up with Jordan sometime and go riding. I've been trying to get my own horse for a long time. I've scoured the internet and everything, looking for the perfect one. If I get another number one I'm going to buy one. I want to call it Spirit after my album"... What she meant to say is "me and Jordan bouncing about in tight jodhpurs my album's called Spirit and it's in shops NOW - BUY BUY BUY!"... That Yoko Ono and Sir Paul McCartney "are furious after a new book they helped with accuses John Lennon of wanting a gay relationship with Macca... It also alleges Lennon fantasised about sleeping with his mum"... That at least they've FINALLY agreed about something... That Rose McGowan of Charmed and Grindhouse fame said: "I imagine, had I grown up in Belfast, I would 100% have been in the IRA. My heart just broke for the cause. Violence is not to be played out daily and provide an answer to problems, but I understand it"... That Jeremy Jackson - AKA David Hasselhoff's son, Hobie, in Baywatch - has starred in not one, but two sex tapes... That the latest one features him geddin' it awn with Brian Harvey's ex Emma B... That Hobie seriously needs to lay off the roids... And the hair straighteners... That Michael Phelpsmania is taking over America... That he's now been lined up to host Saturday Night Live this weekend... That the Olympian caused "near-hysteria" at a Manhattan restaurant on Wednesday: "It was funny to see jaded New Yorkers, who always see celebs around town, act like excited schoolkids. People kept sending over bottles of champagne and sake! Never seen anything like it... Phelps graciously downed the refreshments with his table mates... He is a remarkably down-to-earth guy, very regular guyish"... That Michael Phelps' sex tape will be coming at you sooner than preferable... That Michael Douglas is set to play Liberace...That Al Pacino and Robert DeNiro's latest screen reunification, Righteous Kill is being likened to "a bad episode of Law and Order"... That Lauren Conrad of The Hills has been handed a "three-book deal for a series of young adult fiction novels"... That she'll find it tough filling three novels with her limited vocabulary of "like, Jody, like, totally, Heidi, Spencer, like, total, prat, MTV, shoes, Audrina, b*tch, fashion, line, Lo, Vogue, Whitney, Brody, shoes..."
