All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That Hugh Hefner's main squeeze, Holly Madison, has finally tired of the octogenarian's aversion to marriage... That she dumped the Playboy for magician Criss Angel (last pictured diving into Pamela Anderson's boobs at her 41st birthday party in Las Vegas)... That Holly has a thing for possible STI hosts with commitment issues... A source said: "Holly Madison moved out of the Playboy Mansion because she is sleeping with Criss Angel... according to inside source though Hef is totally fine with it. Holly Madison was really working her way into everything (will) at Playboy even choosing Playmates for the magazine. Now The Girls Next Door producers are scrambling on how they are going to finish the show with Holly Madison- Ex-Girl Next Door"... That, Lindsay Lohan posted the following on her blog: "I really cannot bite my tongue anymore when it comes to Sarah Palin. I find it quite interesting that a woman who now is running to be second in command of the United States, only four years ago had aspirations to be a television anchor, which is probably all she is qualified to be... Is it a sin to be gay?. Should it be a sin to be straight? Or to use birth control? Or to have sex before marriage? Or even to have a child out of wedlock? Is our country so divided that the Republicans' best hope is a narrow-minded, media obsessed homophobe? Oh, and...Hint Hint Pali Pal- Don't pose for anymore tabloid covers, you're not a celebrity, you're running for office to represent our, your, my COUNTRY!"... That Lindsay later "scuffled with a photographer" outside New York's Bowery Hotel... A source said: "The Mean Girls star is said to have fallen over a metal barricade as she entered the exclusive Bowery Hotel on Sunday (14Aug08) night. According to celebrity website TMZ, Lohan turned and punched one snapper on the nose, thinking he had deliberately caused her to loose her footing"... That police were called to the scene but no charges were pressed, even though Lindsay was overheard bellowing "Oh my God, I just hit a paparazzi" into her mobile... Mark Ronson and Daisy Lowe have split up... Something about a 15 year age gap... That Nicole Richie has joined the string of celebrities who think they can physical abuse tourists... That the following occurred outside Charlotte Ronson's fashion show in NYC: "A young, Swedish tourist was trying to take her photo. Richie shouted: 'I'm not an animal' then jumped over the velvet rope, ripped the camera out of the girl's hand, and smashed it to the ground"... Despite being the human embodiment of a meerkat; you're not an animal - you are a mother who's previous career consisted of being photographed - sort yourself out... That Jade Goody's womb cancer has been "caught in the nick of time"... That, of her two boys, Goody said: "There's no reason in my eyes for me to use the big C word to them, or death or anything like that, 'cause it's daunting. They don't understand it anyway. Because they're young I can get away with saying silly things, like if I lose my hair I'll tell them I used the wrong shampoo"... That hopefully she's stopped the eldest one from going near a magazine rack for the last month... That Alexa Chung said women should "dress like a pilgrim on the outside and a whore underneath... What is attractive or alluring is not necessarily how much flesh you bare but how good your brain is or how much charm you have"... That, of moving to New York, Kirsten Dunst said: "I'm very aware. I'm like an eagle eye. I'm not free as a bird (when I'm there), but I love to dance. And I literally have gone up to people and said, 'Did you just take my picture?' I have to protect myself"... That she then twirled out of the room... That Britney Spears' album Circus is due out on December 8th... That Little Britain has gone the way of The Office and has been given an American makeover... That it's not been a successful endeavor, with a source (who's never seen Borat) saying: "This is the most politically incorrect, offensive and obnoxious material ever seen in this country"... Not to mention repetitive... That HBO plans to screen the material regardless on September 28th... That Dannii Minogue "will quit music (?!) to make a return to acting"... The "singer"/X Factor judge said of Wonderwoman: "I'd love to play her. She is an inspiration for some of my favourite stage outfits"... You don't say...