All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That Paul Gascoinge has returned to England after month long booze binge... That he's since been seen, at 9.45am, trying to gain entrance to his local pub using his own house keys and has been arrested for "criminal damage" at a house in Gateshead... That when his ex-wife, Sheryl, flew out to meet him during his "holiday" in an attempt to get him back in rehab, he told her in no uncertain terms to "f*** off and die"... That Steve-O, since his stint in rehab, is now volunteering at a nursing home and spends his days "making old people happy"... That "style icon" Agyness Deyn sported this at the House of Holland party as part of London Fashion Week last night... That Daisy Lowe loved this little number so much she was seen walking the streets in the early hours... That Alexa Chung was the only one with a bit of dignity (although grey, woollen socks with strappy sandals is generally unforgiveable)... That Pixie Geldof has turned 18 and celebrated by shouting "I'm officially legal to drink" a lot and wearing the face of Skins' Nicholas Holt... That Holt then "crept away to schmooze with two other mystery girls. And realising his earlier conquest was on the lookout, the actor ducked for cover behind a table before making a dash for the exit"... That Jennifer Aniston is relaxing with "an older man" on an Mexican beach... That Lindsay Lohan's request to aid Barack Obama's campaign was "politely declined", with a source saying the actress is "not exactly the kind of high-profile star who would be a positive for us"... That Van Morrison has "banned fans from drinking alcohol during shows on his upcoming tour" as he finds it "off-putting"... A source at the Brighton Dome said "the venue had played no part in the decision"... That Ryan O'Neal and his son Redmond (who he had with Farah Fawcett) have been arrested for being in possession of methamphetamine... That the raid at their house occurred as part of "a routine check associated with Redmond's probation" (he was caught driving under the influence and possession of heroin and methamphetamine in June)... That Ryan's daughter, Tatum O'Neal, was caught trying to buy crack in July... That Ryan was arrested in February for assaulting Griffin O'Neal, Tatum's mother... They're fine ambassadors for families in the field of acting... That Candace Bushnell is set to strain her imaginative creative writing skills by penning a string of novels called The Carrie Diaries which will focus on the SATC character's school years... That the books will give "an inside look at Carrie's friendships, romances and how she realised her dream of becoming a writer", with Candace saying: "Carrie in high school did not follow the crowd - she led it. It was there that she began observing and commenting on the social scene"... In short - she was a b*tch... That sales in sex toys have skyrocketed since the release of Burn After Reading - the latest Coen Brothers film in which George Clooney "totes along marital aids, including two items called The Liberator Ramp and The Silky...