That a picture of Jamie Lynn Spears breastfeeding is on the loose after her boyfriend, Casey Aldridge, "took a memory card of 12 family pictures - including some of Jamie Lynn's big sister Britney and of the teen in hospital - to be developed at his local Wal-Mart in Louisiana"... That was clever... A wily employee made copies and is attempting to sell them but, because Jamie Lynn is not yet 18, "selling the pictures, or buying them, could constitute a violation of federal laws prohibiting pornography"... That Cristiano Ronaldo has been dating a "£2,000-night-drug dealing hooker" called Fernanda... She's from Brazil and shows clients pictures of her with the footballer, which she keeps on her laptop... That, when questioned about SirPaul's new girlfriend, Heather Mills said: "I have no thoughts. He has exceptional taste in women. That's it"... That Mills has agreed to be the subject of a new Louis Theroux documentary... That he's bound to portray her in the best possible light... That Kelly Osbourne is writing her memoirs; aged 23... The head of Virgin Books, John Sadler, said: "We can't wait for Kelly to take the book trade by storm in the way her mother did"... Speak for yourself, Sadler... That, of Lily Cole posing nude for Playboy, a Marks & Spencers rep said: "It's her choice what work she accepts"... That David Blaine is saddened when he hears some people are willing him to fail his next stunt, but gets "more upset when people think it's an elaborate hologram"... That Kate Moss has officially split from Jamie Hince (he wanted her to settle down but she was having none of it, etc.) and Pete Doherty has wasted no time in swooping in... A source said: "Pete is pretty single-minded about it. He is desperate for her to give him another chance. He's spent most of the time in his Marlborough cottage trying to figure out a way to persuade Kate to take him back. He believes Kate is 'the one' and won't give up the idea of reuniting"... That, of his snog with Pixie Geldof at her 18th birthday last week, Nicholas Hoult said: "She is a really nice girl but no numbers were exchanged. I'd had a lot of drinks and just wanted to get some sleep so I left. It was a one time thing"... That Christain Bale was originally meant to play George W Bush in OliverStone's W... That Brandon Flowers said of U2: "We (The Killers) can replace U2 on the top pedestal. They're getting old. You know there's going to be a couple of songs on (their) new record you're just going to love. But there's gotta be... I dunno. It feels like it's time"... To finally get some singing lessons?... That Kelly Brook said: "People are always surprised at how deep I am and how sincere I can be because I always pretend to be silly and giggly on TV"... Why perpetuate the big breasted stereotype, Kelly, WHY?... That Lindsay Lohan will be a guest judge in the new series of Project Runway... That Heidi Klum kept forgetting her lines at last night's Emmy Awards... That, of her baby daughter being papped continuously, Nicole Richie said: "I can't put her in the infant seat and cover her. She'd definitely know something's going on. She wants to experience life and, as a mother, that's important"... Hey, why not fly her to Uganda?... That, when Pamela Anderson heard Steve Jones is dating Fearne Cotton, she said: "Oh, Steve has a new girlfriend? S**t. I had no idea. S**t. I wouldn't have come back to London if I had known that (her show Pam: Middle-Aged Mother of Two just happens to be starting on E! tonight). He just texted me last night. He didn't say anything. Oh s**t. I still love Steve. He's great. He's the best. I love his accent. He should've warned me about his girlfriend though!"... That, just days after announcing he wouldn't mind adopting a boy, a rep for Jamie Oliver has announced that his wife Jools is pregnant again... A fiver says it's another girl...
