All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That Ricky Gervais is being headhunted to host next year's Oscars... That's bound to curb the Messiah Complex... He has that quip he made at the Emmy's to thank; the one where he said something about Steve Carell stealing his Emmy last year 'cause he "couldn't actually win one of his own" - seemingly it "impressed the right people"... That LisaSnowden's moves on Strictly Come Dancing have gotten her ex, George Clooney, all hot under the collar... I'm not sure how he's watching it, probably the Internet... That she got a text off him, wishing her good luck - "It was the first time they'd had any contact for some time. Lisa was pretty amazed but assumed that would be the last of it. Instead, after the show George sent her another text, this one was along the lines of 'Wow!'"... That, of The Hills, Charlize Theron said: "So I watched a couple episodes. I was doing a world tour at the time, so I watched them in a couple languages. I realized that this f**king show is huge. Now I'm going to ask you a question: Why? Why is it so big? It's about nothing! This is a free country. Freedom of speech! You can tell me right now to my face that "Reindeer Games" was a piece of sh*t. That's totally fine. But The Hills is about nothing. I think the girls are beautiful and when they cry their mascara runs and that's real, but I don't get it!"... That the Krypton Factor is getting a revamp... That producers are incapable of thinking of anything new and, when they do, the result is The Hills... That Nadine Coyle has shingles... That Shia LaBeouf will not be charged for DUI (funny that) but, as an upside, he will "most certainly have his "license suspended because he refused to submit to a blood alcohol test". HOW will he afford a chauffeur?!... That Emma Bunton has been drafted in to help Dannii Minogue choose who makes it through to the live rounds in the X Factor... That Thandie Newton said: "Birth is very challenging in the best way possible. Every fibre of your being is alive. It's like you are conducting electricity; literally creating something. I'd like to give birth every year if I could, just for that experience"... That's the most positive thing I've ever clapped eyes on... I hope my heavily pregnant sister is reading this... That, of toning down his highly sexed image, Prince said: "My fans have kids. I have to be sensitive to their consciousness... I've grown, too. I did the Dirty Mind tour and pushed that envelope off the table. What I didn't do, Madonna finished. I don't want to go back. You have to get out of your own way"...