All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That Scarlett Johansson married Ryan Reynolds on the sly on Saturday... That the couple high tailed it to Canadia to have the ceremony is some "remote wilderness resort in British Columbia"... That PaulNewman's five daughters released a statement following his death, which read: "Our father was a rare symbol of selfless humility, the last to acknowledge what he was doing was special. Intensely private, he quietly succeeded beyond measure in impacting the lives of so many with his generosity. Always and to the end, Dad was incredibly grateful for his good fortune. He will be profoundly missed... but he leaves us with extraordinary inspiration to draw upon"... That AmyWinehouse's friends have "set up camp at her home in Camden, North London, to stay with her round the clock", with one being quoted as saying: "No one wants to leave Amy on her own - she's in a very fragile state at the moment"... That I doubt she's charging rent... That Mitch Winehouse hasn't had time to join the slumber party as he's been busy making "his stage debut at the weekend, performing Frank Sinatra classics in front of a 300-strong audience in Chiswick on Saturday night"... That Russell Crowe, not content with playing the Sheriff in RidleyScott's version of Robin Hood, will also play the lead... When asked if he'd be wriggling into green tights for the occasion, Russell said: "We have done research and they hadn't been invented"... Errol Flynn has a lot to answer for... That Simon Cowell has offered Cheryl Cole a "100% pay rise" to do another series of X Factor next year... That, according to The Sun, "the deal would put the new girl on £100,000 more than Dannii Minogue"... That Jordan is in talks with Simon Cowell to be a guest judge on American Idol... That Simon must've buried the memory of her Eurovision venture... That Beyonce will perform on the MTV "Europe" Music Awards... That executive producer of the awards, Richard Godfrey, said: "Alongside such superstars as Beyonce, Pink and Britney, MTV viewers have recognised the massive talent of bands such as The Cure, Greenday and the Foo Fighters as well as new artists Katy Perry, Duffy and Jonas Brothers. For the fifteenth successive year the MTV Europe Music Awards will not only feature performances from some of the biggest names in music today but also this year's breakthrough artists"... That someone needs to get Dick an atlas... That artist Jonathan Yeo has created a portrait of Paris Hilton made solely from old porn magazines... That Heather Locklear was released without bail... That Jo Wood is filing for divorce from Ronnie and could land a €65million settlement... That Matilda Rose, HeathLedger's daughter, will inherit her father's estate... That Pussycat Doll, Kimberly, has been providing insights into her brain again: "A lot of men find us very intimidating. We're strong, independent women and maybe that puts some guys off. Men are a lot harder to find than I bargained for. To any guys there reading - what's wrong with you? I'm thinking of demanding a new addition in our schedule - two hours a week for socialising until I find a man"... That men don't tend to settle down with strippers... That, despite being a dribbling mess for the entire summer, Paul Gascoigne is dating an ex-model which he met in a Portuguese bar two weeks ago... That 41-year-old mother-of-three, Sally Mulholland, believes she can "turn his life around"... That some women are mental... That the self-portrait which Kate Moss scrawled with lipstick failed to sell at auction... That Colin Faddldidiidlleldididlleleardle "will abandon his Catholic faith in order to switch to Judaism" for his girlfriend, Emma Forrest... That Jermaine Dupri celebrated his 36th birthday with his lady, Janet Jackson, by going to Tenjune, drinking champagne and tequila and then "vomiting in Janet's lap"... That "Ms. Jackson bolted out of the scene and sped off in her chauffeured Maybach"...