All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That Janet Jackson had to abandon her concert in Canada's Montreal last night after falling ill during the sound check... That no information regarding her condition has been released but I reckon she's still traumatised by Jermaine Dupri spewing in her lap during the weekend (in all seriousness though, we don't know what's wrong with her and hope she gets well soon)... That Adnan Ghalib has finally gotten round to peddling his sex tape of Britney Spears... That it's two hours in length and features the singer sporting her infamous pink wig in Mexico... That her former lover said: "There is such a tape, but I won't discuss prices for hypothetical enquiries. Unless there is a locked-in deal, I will go no further... I am not interested in selling out any other details about Britney"... That's fiercely gallant of him... That Britney said during a radio interview yesterday: "It's a cool video, but I think by far I've done videos that are way better... Going forward with the videos that I'm doing now, I can really go there and do something crazy and see what happens"... That the picture to your right there is what Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan look like, in bikinis, from the rear... They were pictured while holidaying in Mexico... That I still find the Lohan's hoop an unnerving presence on a 22-year-old... That Matthew Horne and James Corden have been given another TV show by BBC3... It's a sketch show called (you'll NEVER guess what) Horne and Corden and will rely on cameos from the likes of Kylie Minogue... That Matt Lucas and David Walliams have been asked to do a big screen version of Little Britain USA after film executives in the States saw the first show of the new series on Sunday... A source said: "It is being backed by one of Hollywood's biggest studios, so no expense will be spared. Executives see the pair as the next big British comedy talents after Sacha Baron Cohen and Ricky Gervais"... That Hollywood producers are officially a gaggle of unimaginative, lazy cretins that've been sharing the same brian cell since 2003... That George Michael and Kenny Goss have been enjoying a Kenyan safari since the former was caught doing crack in some public toilets... That Kenny "booked the holiday weeks ago" apparently, and the pair will be returning to England via the South of France "where he (George, obviously) has a holiday home"... Not your average trip for a crack head... That the Girls Next Door have all been forced to look alternative suitors as Hugh's been "told to lay off some of his staff at his Los Angeles and New York offices as soon as this month or go bankrupt. The company has recently seen shares fall from £6.20 to £1.55. An insider at the company told the Daily Star that bosses had been aware of the worsening situation for 'a while'. Only the top brass has known for a while how bad things have been for Hef recently"... That someone's finally given Sarah Michelle Gellar a job... She's to star in a new TV series called The Wonderful Maladys, which will focus on "three dysfunctional adult siblings living in New York and struggling to deal with the loss of their parents"... That Gellar's character possesses "a zealous immaturity - like a drug addict with a to-do list"... That, after kissing James Franco during filming of Milk, Sean Penn sent a text to Madonna which read: "I just popped my cherry kissing a guy. I thought of you. I don't know why"... That Penn should add "poet" to his bow... That Fearne Cotton has "cooled her relationship" with Steve Jones since Pamela Anderson revealed he's been texting her... A friend said that Fearne "was enjoying herself but seems to have realised it was just a bit of fun and that he doesn't want a serious relationship"... That Steve Jones should have a chat with Hugh Hefner...  That Kevin Costner is releasing a country music album with his band, Modern West... That, of his singing career, James Blunt said: "If someone is prepared to pay me enough, I'll stop"... That, of Kate Moss, a source said: "She has told everyone she won't carry on modeling after she turns 35. Songwriting and being a singer will slowly take over"... That, of being fired from The Clash, ex-drummer Topper Headon said: "I was out of control. I remember being sick on BuddyHolly's grave, which didn't go down too well. I was a Keith Moon fan - you know, 'Live fast, die young,' and I lost the plot completely... On the tour of the Far East, I was standing in a lift with Joe (Strummer) and he's saying: 'How can I sing all these antidrug songs with you stoned out of your head behind me?'"... That Travis Barker has been released from hospital... That he and on/off lover Shanna Moakler are "driving to Los Angeles in a tour bus provided by Barker's band, Blink 182"... That DJ AM attended the funeral of one of his fellow passengers - Barker's assistant, Chris Baker...